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ANOTHER day, another opportunity for Caprice and Jeremy to show off their beautiful bodies (and boring minds).

Spying that Caprice was a bit worse for wear, Jeremy offered to teach her to play chess. Realising that after a few glasses of wine her mental capacity wasn't up to it, she declined.

But quick as a flash he came up with a new idea - Strip Chess. "Either way you're a winner," he said, modestly assuming she'd love to see him stripped off.ANOTHER day, another opportunity for Caprice and Jeremy to show off their beautiful bodies (and boring minds).

Spying that Caprice was a bit worse for wear, Jeremy offered to teach her to play chess. Realising that after a few glasses of wine her mental capacity wasn't up to it, she declined.

But quick as a flash he came up with a new idea - Strip Chess. "Either way you're a winner," he said, modestly assuming she'd love to see him stripped off.

Sadly, even this concept was too much for her to grasp.

But then she had her own idea - a fashion show in her underwear? Ker-ching! Yet another McCririck theory proven.

Bez spent hours bouncing off the walls, worrying that he is going to "die of boredom". In the end he adopted his traditional survival method - getting slaughtered.

This proved difficult because of the alcohol rations until he had a brainwave - he could nick dull Jezza's supply! "He'll only drink one 'cos he doesn't like to let go," he reasoned craftily. Result.

Sadly, even this concept was too much for her to grasp.

But then she had her own idea - a fashion show in her underwear? Ker-ching! Yet another McCririck theory proven.

Bez spent hours bouncing off the walls, worrying that he is going to "die of boredom". In the end he adopted his traditional survival method - getting slaughtered.

This proved difficult because of the alcohol rations until he had a brainwave - he could nick dull Jezza's supply! "He'll only drink one 'cos he doesn't like to let go," he reasoned craftily. Result.Mirror

LOOKS like Bez has finally had enough of Big Brother as he makes a break for freedom over the wall.

The former Happy Mondays star scaled the boundary in the early hours yesterday.

But his escape was foiled by Big Brother who ordered him down, as housemates scurried to see what was going on.

Lisa barked at him: "Get your a**e to bed, now." Bez insisted he was not fleeing. He said: "I was just being nosey."

His hopes of leaving won't be helped tonight as the group face a secret eviction - with Lisa and Caprice being favourites to go.

Viewers have been voting for who they want to win since Monday, without the stars knowing. The person with the least votes will be called to the Diary Room and told to leave with no goodbyes. The eviction will take place during a children's party.

Producers last night hid a mobile phone in the house. When it rang Jeremy found it and was told the group would play bingo.

The numbers they chose corresponded to dishes on a Chinese takeaway menu and a meal later arrived for them.Mirror

I dont think Bez has smuggled anything in would he really do that i think its sensationalism.

If he did smuggle anything I think he would have used it by now.

I was trying to be sympathetic .

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