BB FANS

DAILY UPDATE: DAY 10


• Big Brother announces that Sophie and Courtney must go straight to jail as they broke the rules by revealing that they nominated each other. There will be no hot water, no electrical appliances and no access to the gym until further notice.
• Bruce comments on Sophie ‘for someone who doesn’t drink she sure makes a f**king fool of herself.’
• Louie is sunbathing by the pool with Carol and suggests that Sophie should have her cigarettes confiscated as her punishment. This leads to them both doing impressions of Sophie.
• Mario and Charlotte are passing the time with drawing images on the light boxes with the celebrity faces on them using eyeliner.
• After being called to the diary room to discuss their defacing of the light boxes, Mario and Charlotte are told by Big Brother that they must wear comedy glasses, beards and moustaches until further notice as a punishment.
• Sophie and Courtney spend almost 4 hours in jail before being released by Big Brother.
• Housemates compete in one to one dance battles in today’s task and Louie is the judge.
• Abz vs Vicky in a disco dance off, Courtney vs Lauren in a breakdance battle, Mario vs Charlotte in a hip hop dance off, Sophie vs Bruce in a rave off dance off and finally Carol vs Dustin in a contemporary dance battle.
• Winners of the dance off battles Abz, Courtney, Mario, Bruce and Carol get an Ibiza party hosted by Ministry of Sound in the living room.
• Courtney tells her other housemates in the bedroom that she is ready to leave and is feeling really homesick.
• Sophie tells Bruce that being in the jail has killed her and that she will not break a rule again.
• Bruce is telling Sophie and Dustin that he doesn’t like exhibitionists and that Lauren in his eyes is an exhibitionist.
• Mario tells Big Brother in the diary room that he thinks he has lost his mojo as he was more interested in the food at the party than the women. He describes his ideal woman from his fellow female housemates as Carol’s legs, Courtney’s stomach, Sophie’s boobs, Charlotte’s teeth and Sophie’s face with the innocence of Lauren.
• Courtney, Charlotte and Carol are discussing that they would never do porn as its hard work and they are not those types of girls.
• Carol tells Courtney that if she wants to go home she should cover up and be boring as the public will not want to see that.

Key quotes from tonight’s show

1. Carol and Bruce are letting off steam about Courtney and Sophie breaking the rules.

Carol “F**king idiots! I’m just sick of it. If you break the rules they won’t let you go home they just make everybody suffer.”

Bruce “Suffer, I’d make them suffer for something stupid. I would humiliate them.”

2. Bruce is in the diary room talking to Big Brother about the jailbirds.

Bruce “I don’t think the punishment is enough for me if I’m honest…I would have them in that jail until 8 o’clock tomorrow morning and no one is allowed to speak to them. That punishment has got to be more severe they put the rest back in punishment and it’s not right…No cups of tea, no food, just a glass of water every now and again. Let them cry. Let them realise what they have done wrong.”

3. Lauren is in the diary room opening up to Big Brother.

Lauren “I don’t really have a specific person, well Courtney I suppose. I wish I could spend more time with Mario but he doesn’t speak that much…he’s gorgeous and everyone wants eye candy.”

5. Abz and Vicky are chatting about the outside world in the garden.

Vicky “I bet the longer you spend in here the more scared you get about going back, even though you want to go back to your own life.”

Abz “As the numbers dwindle here, I can see it getting emotional every time someone leaves. You feel that you are going to miss having them around and as people leave I can see it getting tougher like that. And when you get out nothing really matters, it is just the memories and experiences that you have made in the house and the friends hopefully, that you can take with you.”

6. Carol and some of the other housemates are in the garden discussing Courtney.

Carol “She was doing a lap dance for the nation.”

Louie “When Courtney does shoots that is her outfit.”

Carol “I reckon the viewers will just love it. It’s like getting a lap dance on telly every night…I wonder what her husband thinks.”

Mario “That is why he is going out with her.”

Mario and Charlotte are turning CBB into an episode of Gordie shore and TOWIE. Their juvenile antics are boring to us older viewer but will have the younger viewer who follows their shows their heads off.

Abz and Vickie are trying to stay well clear of the goings on in the house, but Carole and Louie act like two old ravers who smirk and patronize their younger selfs.


Lauren, Dustine, Courtney and Bruce are like lost souls in a care home, and Sophie, well she will feel right at home in amount the mayhem.