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Key highlights from tonight’s show:
Yesterday, Lionel became third celebrity to be evicted from the
Celebrity Big Brother house.
Last night Luisa kept Jim awake, this morning Jim is getting his own
back by making noises as he gets out of bed.
In the bedroom, Sam and Linda tell Luisa she was ‘hysterical’ last
night. Luisa says that Jim is easy to wind up and it’s her ‘new
hobby’.
Jim is in the diary room and reveals that Luisa ‘finds it great fun
to keep him awake’, and that he doesn’t like her, ‘there’s something
very unattractive about that woman’.
Jim tells Dappy that he slept on the floor last night as Luisa was
keeping him awake, ‘she doesn’t give a f**k about anybodies feelings, I’m going to keep out of her way’.
In the kitchen, Luisa suggests to some of her housemates that they
should make an orchestra. Luisa starts playing the ‘saucepans’, Ollie
and Casey join in by singing, Jim stays well away in the garden.
Lee tells Dappy that Luisa annoyed him last night when she was winding Jim up.
Housemates start to work on their performances: Lee is composing a
new song for the talent contest, Liz is writing a fashion critic for
her fellow housemates, Sam and Ollie are working together on a
constructed reality scene, Dappy is rehearing his hit single No
Regrets and Casey talks about her talents for modelling with help from Jim.
It’s now time for Big Brother’s In The Limelight talent contest; Jim
is welcomed on stage and introduces his assistant judges.
Dappy is first up to take to the stage and performs his hit No
Regrets to a standing ovation from the three judges. Jim tells him his
performance ‘took his breath away’. Luisa declares she’s a ‘little bit
in love with’ Dappy.
Next to take to the stage is Liz with her fashion critic. ‘The
celebrity Big Brother bedroom resembles an explosion in a Primark
factory’. She continues, ‘Jim, your blue sweater is as old as your
jokes! If Linda were to start in her own reality TV show it would be
called Made in China!’
Up next is Lee who performs his self-penned track called Ruled by
the Moon. Luisa tells Lee, ‘you touched me in places that I never
knew!’
Casey takes to the stage, and introduces herself: ‘Hello ladies and
gentlemen, my name is Racey Casey.’ Her stand-up performance ends
with, ‘if you got it flaunt it!’ Jim thinks she is going to be a
comedy star.
Finally it’s over to Ollie and Sam with their constructed reality
scene. As part of their act, Ollie tells her, ‘I’ve been seeing
someone…it’s Linda.’ Sam replies, ‘you’re f**king joking?!’ The pair
continues their sketch which ends with Ollie getting down on one knee
and proposing to Sam. Luisa tells them that they are both talented;
Linda said they were both fabulous and Jim thinks that they were
better than some professional comedians.
Ollie and Sam are crowned winners of the task, Dappy was a close
second. Housemates are rewarded with a party.
Jim and Liz are sitting in the living area whilst the other
housemates are dancing to I’m in the Mood for Dancing in the bedroom.
Most of the housemates are now dancing in the living area.
Jim is in the diary room and explains that his perfect night does
not involve dancing and he doesn’t want to join in with his
housemates.
In the living area, Lee and Casey attempt the Dirty Dancing lift dance move.
Luisa uses Ollie’s earrings as her nipples and pretends to Dappy
that she has erect nipples.
Luisa asks Dappy to look down her top, she reveals her fake nipples.
He shouts, ‘I knew it!’
In the garden, Dappy is talking to himself about how Luisa and Casey
are ‘driving him crazy’.
Key quotes from tonight’s show
1. In the bedroom, some housemates are anticipating the party.
Luisa: “Lets party! Have you got earplugs Jim?
Jim: “I’m not sleeping in here tonight.”
Luisa: “Why don’t you just come to bed and we stay in the lounge, then
when we come into bed we will be quiet, you only have to ask
politely.”
Jim: “Why should I have to ask? I thought that would be manners.”
2. Dappy is in the diary room.
Dappy: “I’m not really a boob man; I wonder how the hell LuLu gets through customs! She must need four passports! Jees, she’s got a nice pair of knockers, I think she’s frustrated. I’ve never had two
beautiful women next to me both with a perfect set of knockers.”
3. Jim has some wise words for Casey and Lee.
Jim: “Casey, he could still end up with you.”
Casey: “Too much has happened.”
Lee: “All I got to do is put my aftershave on!”
Casey: “We are just good friends…we are like friends with benefits!”
Jim: “He can have you when he wants!”
Casey: “JIM! I can’t believe you just
said that.”
Jim: “You want it to happen.”
Casey: “Does he not want me? Isn't the other way?
Lee: “No, it’s not.”
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