The celebrity housemates have been having an unpleasant pheasant plucking experience tonight.
The Court of Big Brother was ordered to pluck 14 birds in 90 minutes making sure every feather from the neck down was removed, reports the Official Big Brother site.
Germaine was not daunted by the task claiming plenty of plucking experience. She speedily ripped away at the plumage. "I usually sit with a barrel between my legs," commented the mother of all pluckers. "Makes it much easier."
The rest of the group weren't so plucky. Caprice groaned and moaned throughout. "This is one of the most repulsive things I've ever done," she wailed.
Even Bez turned an interesting shade of green. "I think they're rotten these birds," he gagged. "This one smells."
"Well, I'm sure you've come across a few smelly birds in your time," commented Jeremy. "This is the first bird I've touched in ages and she's going for it!"
Germaine rallied round to help the squeamish bunch helping an overwhelmed Kenzie. "It ain't really my type of bird," he explained.
"Look at the speed of Greer," gushed Jeremy in awe of the veteran, but he soon picked up the technique himself. Or so he claimed. "Electrolysis has got nothing on me," he boasted.
Watch out ladies, Jeremy could be coming to a salon near you.
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