After two days of virtual silence, John has once more made his presence felt, after a practical joke went horribly wrong.
Unbeknown to the fan of fizzy drinks, naughty housemates Jeremy and Kenzie had chain-locked the fridge, cutting John off from his vital supplies.
On discovering the locked fridge, John flew into a frenzy, and, assuming Big Brother was behind it, stormed off to the Diary Room to have words.
But he soon had to eat said words, after Big Brother told him in no uncertain terms that he had his wires crossed.
As it slowly dawned on John that he had pointed the finger of blame in the wrong direction, he muttered a sheepish apology, before stomping back out into the Lounge to let off steam at the real rogues.
"This is not funny!" he yelled at his housemates. "It's thoughtless. Your jokes are not funny!"
"Don't do that ever again," he hissed, when Caprice had the audacity to apologise. "NEVER play practical jokes on me again."
Unwilling to see poor old Caprice get the blame, Kenzie jumped in and admitted he had cooked up the idea to try in an effort to lighten the mood.
A series of apologies helped calm John's ferocious temper and after helping himself to a drink from the unlocked fridge he began to mellow.
"John, you saved the day," decided Jackie, explaining that, for her, his moody outburst had broken up an otherwise uneventful evening
From the pages of :
CH4
