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Day 18: Razor's red top - read all about it
A small but sneaky Bit On The Side-devised secret mission for Razor this morning saw the grunting, snoring ex-pro footballer spreading gossip around the House like a tabloid hack on overdrive.
Called into the Diary Room, Razor found a mocked up newspaper and immediately started scanning the headlines. BB let Mr. Ruddock know that he was tasked with spreading salacious gossip about housemates where he'd find himself telling his fellow contestants that he'd just managed to sneak a peek at a tabloid newspaper (behaviour that's strictly against BB's rules on contact with the outside world).
Razor took to the task with glee. One of the fake revelations spilling from the big man's mouth included a story which featured one Miss Lacey Banghard and her new boyfriend, one Mr. Sam Robertson apparently going on holiday together to Dubai. Another had the headline 'Toad Is The Mole', which is pretty self-explanatory. One that might've unsettled Rylan a little concerned the line-up for the X Factor tour, with someone called something 'Maloney' (not our Ryan) enjoying a better slot in the show.
All nonsense of course, but Razor managed to convince his fellow lodgers that there was truth to his tall, tabloid tales. As a result of all his rumour-mongering, he was handed recent football results which his eyes consumed and his brain processed within a split second. This is a man who's been starved of the beautiful game for a little longer than he'd like.
To watch the task in all its glory, make sure you're tuned in to Bit On The Side on Channel 5 at 10pm tonight.
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