Daisy Kay
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Corrie cleaned up at the National TV Awards, bagging best serial, best newcomer and best actress. Streets ahead of the rest, eh?
Boom, boom.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, who were presenting an award, got quite a shock when a cheeky chap stripped down to a thong and put Sharon off her stride.
Ozzy merely said "b***cks."
Meanwhile, Suranne Jones, who plays Karen McDonald in Coronation Street, walked off with Most Popular Actress and little 11-year-old ginger Chesney, played by Sam Aston, took home Best Newcomer.
"I have had a mint year," said the little tinker.
While Jones, who leaves the Street in four months, managed to hold back her emotion: "I can't believe I'm leaving Karen... I'm going to miss Coronation Street and the cast so much."
It wasn't such a good night for EastEnders or BBC1, as they failed to win anything.
There were some cringe-worthy moments involving host Sir Trevor McDonald, who attempted to dance with dancing girls at the start of the show before Simon Cowell came on stage to put a stop to it all.
Hilarious.
David Jason beat off hunky competition from EastEnders Nigel Harman to scoop the popular actor award for the third time in four years for his role in ITV's A Touch of Frost.
Meanwhile, Geordie squirts Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly bagged two awards for most popular entertainment presenters and their Saturday Night Takeaway show won most popular entertainment for the second year running.
Little Britain won most popular comedy, Big Brother most popular reality show, This Morning most popular daytime programme and Wife Swap was voted top factual programme.
This ridiculous list was chosen by YOU the public.
Shame on you.