Samuel Patrick
MegaStar
Not in a mouth of Sundays
It seems you need a big gob to make it in Hollywood.
No, not one like Janet F**king Street-Porter, more a wide-mouth frog-type mouth as found on the delicate boat races of Cameron Diaz and Julia Roberts.
The not unattractive pair have just topped the highest-paid actresses lists - both commanding £10m a movie.
Roberts, who could comfortably eat a whole Wagon Wheel, topped the Hollywood Reporter's list with past earnings and movies opening in the UK early next year, including Closer with Jude Law and Ocean's Twelve with George Clooney and Brad Pitt.
Diaz makes the list despite not appearing on screen in 2004, although her voice was used for Shrek 2.
But fame and earnings in Tinseltown are fickle beasts. It's expected that Diaz will be crowned queen of cash next year as new-mum Roberts plans to take time off to look after her awkwardly named twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus.
Nicole Kidman came third on the list with Reese Witherspoon and Drew Barrymore taking up the rear. Oh-er.
