BB FANS

I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "Good grief, not another thread involving song lyrics?"
To which the answer is "Yes, so what?"

The point of this one is to find the most meaningless lyrics on the face of the planet. Ones that leave you asking the age old question "WTF were they on when they wrote that?"


Here's my opener and example of what I'm looking for. Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce this snippet from the Spice Girls debut single :-


"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha."


Now go find me some more.

Coldplay

"shoot an apple off his head"

We are getting there, but that makes a William Tell kind of sense.

But 10/10 for effort.

Right, here's another. This time from They Might Be Giants, now what were they on at the time.



Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Chloe, did I ever say that your suggestion was brilliant?


(somebody shoot me now.......................please)

no you said it was p*sh!!!

I think you'll find I meant it was borderline.

But anyway, I'm glad you were the first person to put some effort into it and it's very much appreciated.

i loved that theymightbe giants song, it had a dance were you pogoed manically in the chorus in my teen-age years, ah memories

"I've got a brand new Combine harvester and I'll give you the key"


wtf!

Well if you have a field that would be a nice gesture

hey i'm from the west-country, the only songs that make sense to me are "the Wurzels"

yeah but I would rather someone gave me the keys to a brand new car. Easier to park it for a start

i'd teach you the proper lyrics to "drink up thy Zider", but you'd have to moderate me the rhyme with "rollyou in the clover" is a good 1 though!!