Come Dine with Me: WAGS Special
Channel 4, Wednesday 09 June 8:00pm - 9:00pm You thought Come Dine with Me was as rancorously daft as TV could get, but no: they've cranked it up further with a gang of footballers' wives and girlfriends and the result is horribly, cruelly funny. It's just too easy to mock Wags when they're as ditzy as this lot. "I could talk about shoes all day," coos Chantelle Tagoe (Emile Heskey's other half) as she fondles a pair of heels that may have cost £1,200 or £1,800, she can't quite remember. Meanwhile, Jude Cissé passes off cucumber as papaya and movingly describes the romantic day when Djibril proposed marriage to her by text message. Aah. It's worth watching for the interiors alone - the sofas with rows of cushions four-deep, the fl oor-to-ceiling shelves for your handbags and the gilt throne for the hostess to sit on (the Cissés have something of a gilt complex). The strangest thing is that you may decide by the end that for all their clueless decadence, in at least three of four cases, these really aren't bad people.
VIDEO Plus+: 2034
Subtitled, High definition
Simulcast on Channel 4 HDRadiotimes