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Jade Goody - "Where's East Angular [sic] though? I thought that was abroad."
Helen Adams - "I like blinking, I do."
Victor Ebuwa - "Dan sits on more fences than Worzel Gummidge."
Victor Ebuwa - "In Medieval times, I would have been called Sir Hump-a-lot."
Emma Greenwood - "When you delete a phone number from your phone, where does it go?"
Michelle Bass - "No naked Jacuzzi-ness!"
Jade Goody - "Am I minging?"
Nadia Almada - "I'm so angry. I'm fuming. I'm fumigating!"
Helen Adams - "How much chicken is there in chick peas?"
Craig Coates - "I make you tea, I make your food, I do your feet. I am the bitch, I am the skivvy, I am the submissive, I am the slave!"
Kemal Shahin - "I may wear stilettos, but I still have balls."
Anthony Hutton - "Craig, don't." - "Mint!" - "Taxi for Hutton!" - "Let's get it on!" - "Ding dong!"
Saskia Howard-Clarke - "It's dog-eat-dog. Let's just see who wins. END OF!"
Maxwell Trotter Ward - "Jog on!" - "Off the hook!" - "Happy days"
Makosi Musambasi - "What am I gonna call this baby? Big Brother Jacuzzi?"
Science - "Tweedledum! Tweedledee! And Tweedletw*t!"
Lesley Sanderson - "I've got the biggest tits in Huddersfield."
Craig Coates - "Do you love me AnTH-ony?"
Maxwell Trotter Ward - "When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you hear is some bloke saying, 'Oh God! Where have I put my stilettos?', you know you're in a nuthouse."
Anthony Hutton - "Two words - whatever."
Science - "I'm ghetto! I live in the hood. With my mum."
Craig Coates - "I refuse to diminish my character!"
Derek Laud - "As a homosexual, when I first saw boobs, I thought it was a deformity."
Anthony Hutton - "Just because I've got a sun tan, like to wear pink, I'm a hairdresser and a 70s dancer, it doesn't mean I'm gay."
Craig Coates - "Fortune favours the bold." [sic]
Derek Laud - "There's more mince in that walk than there is in the freezer!"
Kemal Shahin - "Oh my days!" - "Fabulous babydoll!" - "Tjuz it up!"
Science - "Lion power!" - "Power to the people!" - "D'ya get me?" - "Standardly"
Makosi Musambasi - "I have one nerve left. And Kinga is sitting on it."
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