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 Post subject: GPs less esteemed than BB Celebs !
PostPosted: 20 Apr 06, 21:12 
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GPs must now accept they are less esteemed than barristers, businessmen, footballers and Big Brother celebrities

Thursday April 20, 2006

Which is worse? The discovery that Jonathan Ross earns £530,000 a year for one three-hour show a week - or the revelation that a minority of GPs now earn up to £250,000 a year? As this paper's health correspondent has pointed out, the average GP's salary is probably closer to £100,000, but even this figure strikes many critics of the new GP contracts as being an absurdly excessive, almost disgusting amount to pay someone who is meant to have a vocation to test your bodily secretions.

What business do they have, these probably plump, almost certainly Aston Martin-driving, high-net-worth quacks, to trouser at least three times more than the average high-earning nanny? Or, to put it another way, to take home almost an eighth of the amount earned (for Newsnight alone! Including the minutes when he's not on screen!) by Jeremy Paxman, yet another of the individuals whose contribution to this week's delirium of salary-related news prompted a renewed outbreak of envious calculation.
Why, for that money the BBC could easily replace him on Newsnight with a rota of 26 nannies, eight averagely paid doctors, five prime ministers, a few minutes of Jonathan Ross, nine years of Jade Goody or an evening (incl snacks and free glass of white wine) with Cherie Blair.

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 Post subject: Blair defends huge GP salaries
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Blair defends huge GP salaries - all doctors to be offered peerages

19 Apr 2006 by Sir Charles Cheese-Cake

Tony Blair has come out in defence of GPs after it was reported that some of them earn even more than he does. "The extra money that New Labour has pumped into the NHS is paying off," said the Prime Minister, "it's paying off the doctors to be precise. And they can now afford to give some of that money back to New Labour in return for a nice red leather seat in The House Of Lords."

The latest news has sparked an outrage amongst nurses' and patients' groups. "We're outraged!" said a nurses' union. "It's outrageous!" said a patients' group. "It's fantastic!" said a doctor from his large yacht in Barbados.

The Liberal Democrats were quick to condemn the figures. "This another example of the government's appalling mismanagement of, of ,of....bugger it - what are talking about again?" said Menzies Campbell.

Tory spokesman Dr Liam Fox meanwhile was unavailable for comment. "Liam's away in the Caribbean," said a Conservative official.

The BNP declined to condemn or praise the news on account that they were unsure as to the ethnic backgrounds of the doctors involved.

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