HE sleeps too much, he's fond of his beer and his fags and he has an aversion to the shower - that's the prognosis on Spencer on Day Five in the House.
The subject came up after Jonny questioned why Big Brother bothered to introduce himself when he came over the tannoy - who else would it be? He wondered if maybe his Mum would come over the tannoy and, if so, what she'd say. "This is Jonny's Mam. Jonny, stop being a tosser," was his offering.
And what would Spencer's Mum say? Jonny reckoned he knew that too. "This is Spencer's Mam." Jonny said, "Spencer, for God's sake, please have a shower."
"I can smell you from here," Alison added with a smile. The housemates laughed in agreement.
But it's not just Jonny who has picked up on Spencer's odours. Earlier, Kate branded him "smelly" for his inactivity in the shower department. As the girls got up this morning, last night's antics and conversations came up again and the recollection of PJ licking Spencer's foot was too much for Kate.
"I'm glad I didn't have to lick smelly's bottom lip," she told Lynne, Alison and Adele. "I call him smelly now. Needs a shower, doesn't he?"
But while some of them had a laugh at Spencer's expense, Lee would not be drawn on the matter. On the contrary - he thought Spencer was "f*****g wicked."
"He's the type of lad I'd meet and go out with outside here," Lee continued, "All he wants is bed, fags and beer."
"He's half man, half mattress," added Jonny.
Perhaps he's just shy? Or maybe he just can't get up in time before the hot water runs out. Either way, the waft from this story is unlikely to go away
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