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Finally, a definition of globalization
I can understand and to which
I can relate
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess
Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with
An Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French
Tunnel, driving a
German car
With a Dutch engine,
Driven by a Belgian
Who was drunk
On Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
Followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi ,
On Japanese motorcycles;
Treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
An Canadian,
Using Bill Gates's technology,
And you're probably reading this on your computer,
That use Taiwanese
Chips, and a
Korean monitor,
Assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
In a Singapore plant,
Transported by Indian
Lorry-drivers,
Hijacked by Indonesians ,
Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
And trucked to you by Mexicanillegals .....
That, my friends, is Globalization!
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