BB FANS

This is creepy




Think of a letter between A and W.
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Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.
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Keep going . . . Don't stop . . ...
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Think of an animal that begins with that letter.
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Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the
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Almost there........
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Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers
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Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in
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Look at you palm very closely and notice the lines in
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Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the
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.Now smack yourself in the head, get a life, and quit playing stupid games!

Well, duh!!

MATH PROBLEM

This sounds about right:

Ever wonder about those people who say
they're giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little
math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
isrepresented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 2020 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and
knowledgewill get you close,
attitudewill get you there,
butbullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 1919 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

Um the lines did look like the first letter of the name i chose?

Ass kissing is far too crude. You will find the following far more polite and lucrative!

BROWNNOSING

2 18 15 23 14 14 15 19 9 14 8 = 151%