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OOOooooommmmmpphhhh.

Lands behind bar, dusts herself off, pours another drink and ACCIDENTALLY starts lobbing lemon slices at Jo

ACCIDENTALLY grabs nearest bottle by neck breaks it on bar thus making a nasty weapon

hides nasty weapon behind back

extends hand to tiggi - sorry mate truce??

still hiding nasty weapon!

*does a roll over the floor, lands behind Jo, grabs bottle*

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo you don't!

LOOKS INNOCENT


Thanks lyns i just found that and was gonna put it in the bin - bloody dangerous that!

Hears glass breaking - sees extended hand coming behind bar - checks in handbag, brings out box marked 'Air Pistol, WARNING, comes keen ', takes contents amd palms it.

Starts to stand up, smiling...

...and sees Lyns rolling on the floor, and Jo innocently putting a broken bottle in the bin. Puts air pistol ('comes keen') back into bag.

What's happened to the juke box?

I turned it off:


'owwww dare ya come into this pub, where i'm looking beautiful behind the bar and 'ave a fight??

*points to the boxing ring*

You 'ave to fight over there, much less mess that way I find, I 'ave to clean up in 'ere later....................

Comes in to bar *I can only drink mineral water please I am on detox. No alcohol at the moment *

*giggling*... mineral water!?!? I'll have my usual please barmaid

hello darling *totters behind the bar like a midget*...just got back from 'up west'
Gerroutta my pub!

Will I heck as like... get me a drink!

Get the woman a drink young Ashley I say get the woman a drink.

Realises HD ain't gonna do it.

Serves drinks!!

Well it's about time! *takes glass* cheers mate

Thanks! For the Mineral Water! Hope its got a twist of lemon in. Got to have some excitement with my drink!