BB FANS

that and a mouthful of ice cubes

*memo to self, stop this now A, or Christine will boot you out*

.......and Chocolate sauce, you gotta have chocolate sauce and whipped cream!

Christine cannot tell us off for talking food

*prepares shopping list*

*helps*

1. Chocolate sauce
2. Coffee (and plenty of it!)
3. Whipped cream
4. Tongue scrapper (to keep it smooth, helps to lick the cream!)

Anything else??

1. Chocolate sauce
2. Coffee (and plenty of it!)
3. Whipped cream
4. Tongue scrapper (to keep it smooth, helps to lick the cream!)

not sure about #4 Niki

champagne
ice cream
ice cubes
strawberries
maple syrup (but honey will do)
tissues
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*throws Tongue scrapper out of car window!*


Right, thats about it i think, the tissues covers most of it

oh oh, mobile phone (which has cleverely been put to vibrate )

ooh don't say vibrate when I'm in this kind of mood Niki

*runs out to get coffee & kiss the first girl he sees*

*runs to the kitchen to be the first girl Alex sees*

but my phone does vibrate

I’m with Scotslass and Niki on this one.

The things that make me smile - Kids, especially my ones . Even when they are naughty ……………

Sex and food are come a close 2nd and 3rd.

Oh for crying out loud will you lot stop it!

Lyns
*single

yep, paul can feed me sex any day

Im bad when kids are naughty though, i tend to find it funny! I try not to laugh, but my mates little girl is three, obviously watches Jerry Springer on a daily basis, and went up to her mum and went 'talk to the hand mummy, not listening', i tried not to laugh cos she was in trouble, i had to leave the house until i had calmed down, well.........it was funny!

*muttering* serves her right if she's letting her 3 year old watch Jerry Springer

dont think she had much of a choice, little girl found out how to use the remote control, and plug the telly in and switch it on at the socket. My mate is young though, she doesnt have any experience of life herself let alone bringing up 2 kids! *sigh* Oh well, she made her bed..........well, she quite literally did didnt she!!

Yeah she is young *s* But "didn't have much choice" doesn't come in to it with a 3 year old and a parent! The parent takes control!

Lyns
*getting down off her soap box*

i agree totally, if i was a parent, shed be disciplined (not nasty discipline - telling off, grounding etc), its needed, kids have too many rights nowadays, thats why a lot of them become tearaways, the government has taken the parents authority away!