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sneezing so hard you actually do pee yourself (or a little sneaks out )

Not that this happens to me.

Rushes to shop to buy Lesley & Niki some Tena Lady!


*Does pelvic floor exercises all the way to prevent this problem ever occuring to her!*

NOTE TO SELF Remember to go to the toilet regularly in case you sneeze!

I was just thinking the same thing - clench, hold and release

I've heard of THOSE exercises ladies

People who constantly lie, and you catch them out but cant say anything, and other people dont notice they're lying!!!

Waking up and thinking its saturday - then realising its a weekday

I HATE THAT!!!

Spending hours cooking a meal - then not fancying it when you serve up

Wanna come and help me practice Alex??

I know how you feel, i HATE liars, they are smelly bastards who lie and never think they will be caught out, Ian on Eastenders is a better liar that some people i know!

I practice THOSE quite regularly on Paul

YEah I know this kiddie who makes up so many lies its unreal some of the things he says are sick! No-one else seems to notice he's doing it and get sucked in by him and feel sorry for him!!! I feel sorry for him cos he obviously needs help!

Yeah I know someone just like that as well obo.

Attention seeking is one thing, but it goes to far.

I know, there is this 15 year old at my work who lies about nasty, horrible things that would cause other people grief and their families a lot of hurt if it was true, but he changes his stories, can you believe he told us he was playing up because his nan had just died and he couldnt come to college, well we spoke to his mother and he was lying. He also told us his cousin had died in a car crash and was lying about that. he obviously hasnt heard of the boy who cried wolf.

definately twisted, sick and needing help. he sees the college counsellor now to find out why he lies.

(my college caters for those children who cant cope with school and all the different subjects so they learn a trade)