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alright alright I heard you the first time.....can;t you see I'm rushed off me feet

What's up?

Oh dear...no teabags tonight then eh?

*kicks Lyns*

oi there's a barrel of brandy needs changing and peanut bowls to refill

*tut...you just can't get the staff can you?*

*jumps up*... oh sorry boss.... *runs to change barrel and fill up peanut bowls*

Did anyone tell her is wasn't tonight?

*Bangs glass on bar*

Where has everyone gone !!!

Hi. Just ambled in, would like some peanuts and a cup of tea with DECENT teabags...oh, what's so funny, what have I said? What's with the teabags?

*Guzzles a Stella and sits down*

Excuse me but I was waiting !!!
Hands Tiggi the peanut bowl (the ones that Lyns have already sucked !! )

*wakes up*... oh.. sorry.. what did everyone want? *glass in hand*

Thanks for the soggy cashews, CC. Barmaid! Vat of brandy, please - and stand up when you're serving! Where's Bren, Denzil Washington was asking after her, think he fancies her.

I'll have a tasteless over priced Alcopop please Lyns

*hands over Bacardi Breezer to Ally* Jules?

Wish I could understand some of the code words being used in here. I don't think 'teabags' is a cocktail I would drink somehow...
Well, I'm a fussy old git so I don't touch shorts, I'll stick to my y-fronts thank you very much. Who would want wine after loads of smelly old Frenchies have had their feet in the stuff? Alco-pops are just too over-coloured and false flavour. Any of that fizzy beer is out too - I'll only sup it if it's hand-pulled ! BUT, don't dare to suggest Cameron's Stout!
A nice pint of Timothy Taylor's Landlord, in a dimpled glass with a handle, would go down very well just now. And before anyone suggests I only want that 'cos Madonna drinks it, I'll have you know I've been supping it a lot longer than she has!

We'll have no riff raff in here young man!

You'll have this warm pint of shandy and like it you will.