I did get this one from e-mail in Finnish and it's something like this translated straightly in English:
A Woman...
...if you put your children to the Kindergarten, you're a cruel mom
...if you stay at home, you're dependent on your hb/bf and live off a hb/bf
...if you work a lot, you'll loose your fascination
...if you work a little, you'll loose your job
...if you wear make up, you're having a warpaint
...if you don't wear any make up, you neglect taking care of your outward beauty
...if you do a modest work, you'll be blamed for lack of ambitions
...if your work demands you to do higher tasks, you're a climber and married with your work
...if you show your emotions, you're a weeper
...if you check your temper, you're an iceberg
...if you're not married until you're 25 years old, you may not get a hb ever
...if you were married young, you were supposed to had to get married anyway by then
...if you're helpfull, you're taken advantage of
...if you take care of only for yourself, you're a cold peron, who can't co-operate
...if you're attractive, you'll seduce bf's/hb's of your friends and their pieces of minds
...if you're intelligent, don't dare to show it
...if you're not intelligent, you should at least to be attractive
Easy life, isn't it, to be a woman, eh!?! 
