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 Post subject: What gender is a computer ?
PostPosted: 10 Apr 06, 20:55 
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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

''House'' for instance, is feminine: ''la casa.'' 'Pencil,'' however,
is masculine: "el lapiz.''

A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?'' Instead of giving the
answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female,and
asked them to decide for themselves whether ''computer'' should be a
masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons
for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the
feminine gender (''la computadora''), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine (''el computador''), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won. {@}


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PostPosted: 10 Apr 06, 21:20 
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This one is definitely female :D


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PostPosted: 10 Apr 06, 21:58 
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Don't forget the 3 and a half inch floppy.

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Unfortunatly if you take the disk bit further the disk drives (Floppies) for become smaller as the technology advanced. With 8 inch in the early days to 5 1/4 to 3 1/2 not forgetting the Amstrad 3 inch drives and the Sinclair Microdrives.
I'm sure someone will have fun with these facts.
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what about mother boards?

how do computers get to be mothers in the first place? is it something to do with the floppies....???


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no I think it may be to do with the hard drive ;)


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and remember kids, it's not size, it's what you do with it that counts ;)


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well personally I prefer size and knowing what to do with it :D


are we still on pcs?


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of course :angel:


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help....am i turning into ellie in her absence??


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well ellie is a triple x I see you more as a pg with potential :angel:


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that's OK then ::lol::

so....pg.....that means when my computer goes wrong i have to say 'gosh' and 'bother', does it?


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no it stands for pour (another) gin :D


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can i make it a vodka? i don't do gin


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I dont do either I was just trying to make the letters fit :oops:

I once got VERY hung over on vodka and it lasted two days. That was when I was 18 the next time I drank it was last year and I posted a load of waffle on here. Worse than normal I hasten to add ::lol::


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