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I know

1) How to jumpstart a car
2) How to sing karaoke worse than anyone I know.
3. How to run a marathon
4) How to cook
5) How to rollerblade (but not how to stop)
6) how to scratch my car in more places than anyone I know and not really care
7) How to be a friend.
8) All the lyrics from Meatloaf's Bat out of Hell album.
9) How to stop my children's tears.
10) How to throw a hissy fit.

And would someone else like to have a go?

1) How to successfully find my way to most places using a road map
2) How to listen and not talk over people
3) How to obtain the woman of my dreams
4) Virtually every Simpsons script
5) How to do my job to my boss's satisfaction!
6) Whenever there's live football on
7) What makes a good night out for me
8) How to play Super Tennis on the SNES better than anyone else in the country (well, at the age of 15!)
9) A bargain when I see one
10) How to work the washing machine

Phew, that was hard work!

1) The exact opening times of my local library.
2) How to harmonise by ear
3) How to have a good laugh
4) How to have a good cry
5) Where my son's ticklish spots are
6) That at some point I will move
7) A few secrets of others that I have never told.
8) How to be a good shoulder to cry on.
9) Dog poo gets more bearable with time and your own dog.
10) Everybody has a story to tell.

wish so much I could do that! sight singing as well, my life would be about a million times easier.

am going to have to have a think about this, I just tried and got as far as the 2nd one...!

1. My football knowledge is superb

2. How to diet

3. Every single word to Forrest Gump and Home Alone 2

4. The Arctic Monkeys are the best band around at the moment

5. That I'm very good indeed at Pro Evolution Soccer

6. That I'm completely lacking in self confidence especially when it comes to talking to the opposite sex.

7. How to sneak on the bus for free more often than not

8. The entire scripts to every Only Fools and Horses episode

9. How to make the perfect cheeseburger

10. That life dishes out more **** than good so you've got to make the most of the good bits

1. That I can't ever allow my dog to eat stones again (I've learned the hard way).

2. That I'm good at learning Foreign languages.

3. How to operate an interactive whiteboard.

4. How to say my name in French, German, Spanish, Italian, Irish, and Scottish Gaelic

5. How to touch type.

6. How to motivate my pupils.

7. How to write a tanka.

8. The real name of the actor Dougray Scott (and that he's a much better actor than he appears to be in Despo Housewives!!).

9. The names of all the books in the Anne of Green Gables series.

10. How to play the Can Can on the descant recorder.



6.

Ten things I know:

1) How to buy fifty stamps in Italian (long story)
2) How to juggle (nearly)
3) How to do shorthand
4) How to grow tomatoes
5) How to successfully negotiate a trolley round Ikea with loads of flatpack furniture balanced on it

6) That you can't do without friends
7) That things do usually get better
8) That you can't determine who you fall for (or whether they fall for you)
9) That I will probably move house and job next year
10) That wise people should be treasured.

Ten things I know...
1) children are the future treat them well
2) women are the hearts of lives (in the beginning, in the middle and in the end)
3) men has power to destroy or to repair, build or maintain
4) a couple that doesn't argue ever isn't equal
5) a rolling stone gathers no moss
6) every woman should have incomes of her own
7) everybody should have ability of reading and writing at least with their own mother tongue
8) men has ability to do one thing perfectly but women has ability to do perfectly whatever they choose
9) men are afraid of women like they are afraid of the nature because they can't really chain them ever and men just can't accept them the way they are and live with them
10) classification is waste of talent

I try to think some day ten more - not that serious ones

1) How to make a chicken last for 3 meals
2) How to drive a car, but not parallel park
3) How to fix a leaky pipe, (well temporally)
4) How to conquer my fear of worms, well at least i dont run round screaming anymore lol
5) How to survive on my own
6) How to successfully bring up two children
7) How to decorate
8) How to complain without getting in a panic
9) How to put a double duvet cover on in less than 30 mins
10) How to use my laptop

ah, clearly a woman

the s don't make you seem innocent!!!

Sorry to be sad - but does this thread belong in the game thread.

It's not really a game though - it's people making a list of ten things they can do well, you only make one so it's not like people are posting again and again on it.

I still can't think of 10 things!!!

Well you can put that as your number one. ie Being incredibly anal about where threads are posted.

ah youve guessed my secret