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Shanessa for me. I am so fed up with that whole blatant 'look at me, I'm so cool because I talk about sex with people I don't know and I'm so dirty' kinda persona.

Kinda ironic that that bugs me isn't it? lol

::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

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I'm quite shy in real life. I just do the whole 'I'm up for anything' line from the safety of my computer screen. I'm a conservative librarian really. :angel:

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I'm a conservative librarian really. :angel:


Does that mean you don't like loaning out books without making a profit? ;)

"Community? Public service? Improved literacy? No! No! No! This Nanny State nonsense must be sold off then shut-down ASAP."

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I'm a conservative librarian really. :angel:


Does that mean you don't like loaning out books without making a profit? ;)

"Community? Public service? Improved literacy? No! No! No! This Nanny State nonsense must be sold off then shut-down ASAP."



I'd shut all those bloody libraries down. They give too many people, ideas about their station. Or at the very least I'd control the reading matter. That Catherine Cookson was the antichrist. Burn all her books rant rant rant etc


Is that what you mean? :D

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Did you used to work in my local library when I was a kid?

That sounded familiar...

I've never went near a Catherine Cookson book since.

She probably wrote while wearing a balaclava...

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Osama Bin Laden had nothing on Cookson. She spawned an entire generation of purple rinsed, geordie terrorists, who planned to take down all the gentry. After all at the end of the book, they always got their man.

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So you're saying the Mounties were inspired by Geordies?

Well, Liam didn't waste any time...

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Well as we know from Anthony and Makosi's tryst in the pool, the geordies are always trying to mount something or other.

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Be fair, she mounted him.

I'm surprised he was able to rise to the occasion.

And being a short arse, he had further to rise.

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ellie wrote:
alanlapin wrote:
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Shanessa for me. I am so fed up with that whole blatant 'look at me, I'm so cool because I talk about sex with people I don't know and I'm so dirty' kinda persona.

Kinda ironic that that bugs me isn't it? lol

::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

()^ Post of the day that.



I'm quite shy in real life. I just do the whole 'I'm up for anything' line from the safety of my computer screen. I'm a conservative librarian really. :angel:



OH

MY

GOD

I'm speechless! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Please, Ellie's been telling me it's YOU who led her astray and I believe her.

It's always the quiet ones...

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[quote="BBoop

OH

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GOD

I'm speechless! :eek: :eek: :eek:[/quote]


Though you still have kept your mouth open. Some things never change. {@}

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Alan ellie teaches me about sex and I teach her about my faith ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

It's an odd friendship :D
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Alan ellie teaches me about sex and I teach her about my faith ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

It's an odd friendship :D


But Ellie's faith involves sex too. And I don't mean the Church of BDSM, of which she is a High Priestess (seven-inch heel high).

No, I mean the bad old RC of Rome. Where the Choir Boys reach an unnaturally high pitch.

Or is that just the Benefit of Clergy? I demand Charley be sent in to straighten the Catholic Church.

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Charley would need a bit more than a pair of GHD's to sort that lot out Alan.

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Can I just add that she teaches me verbally not hands on! I just mean she explains some things where I am clearly like bo peep :D
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