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I think that we should support the hell side and drink for them..hic

We could have a slogan.
"DRINK FOR HELL< YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA GO THERE" or sommat...

This is where i start singing

Oh sandy you bay-ya -bee oh o0h oh ...your a misereeey....

Hows about!! sandy gets his wish and BB lets him into the hell side, while the hell contestant goes to heaven.. sandy IN alex OUT...!! i would p!"$$ myself..hehehehehe

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Nah I want Sandy to get his wish and Leave, go out the back door, get lost..

Hes been completely boring since Day 1

But I reccon yer slogan is the way to go..

yeah, hooray for your slogan!!!

The house mates look bored.

I think that it is a combination of no Alison and the bars....

Hope they decide to pull them down, or i can see viewing figures comming down instead

I love the new BB format, its so original! Here's a few suggestions that could make the whole thing even more exciting. BB producers, pay close attention...

1) Allocate 'guard' status to all the lucky heaveners. Give them uniforms and badges and the key to the partition for use at their own discretion. Tell them it is their job to enforce the BB rules.

2) Tell the hell residents they are being detained at Her Majesty's pleasure, dress them in sacks, shave all their hair off (including eyebrows).

3) Liberally decorate Alex with tatoos, and insist everyone calls him 'Mr Bimpson, Sir'.

4) Restrict smoking opportunities for the 'prisoners' and continue feeding them bird food. Switch all their radiators off.

5) Fuel any growing revolutionary fervour with gross abuses of human rights.

6) Offer a carrot of promotion to guard status to encourage conflict in the prisoner ranks. I suggest this prize should be awarded to the prisoner who deposits the greatest volume of piss in the shower (bonus points to be awarded if the prisoner describes their pleasure in doing so to Alex).

7) Send in a trained negotiator when prisoners filing law suits against BB begins to look highly probable.

8) Pull the negotiator out after only one day bcos he is having a nervous breakdown after trying to work with Sandy and Jonny.

9) Get two Psychology professors to study the housemates behaviour and write papers on 'The Dynamics of Power in the BB House'.

10) Broadcast many gratuitous shots of Spencer in the shower.

Please let me know if you intend to implement these highly innovative ideas bcos I will need time to sort out the patent.