Heaton's Prospects Look Fairly Shitty...Jobless former UK Reality TV star Michelle Heaton has been in Ireland for the past few months trying to pick up some regular work. In a few interviews we've heard her drop MASSIVE hints that she'd like a role in crappy Irish Soap Opera 'Fair City' - it seems her less than coy ploy has hit-home with TV execs. Sadly they've told her to get-the-boat...
For the past few months we've been ragging pretty hard on relocated pointless celebrity Michelle Heaton. Why? You say... Well, we just thought it was damn funny. But now, in a weird way, she's beginning to grow on us... We now look forward to seeing her over processed fake tanned body in the same pose squeezed into a slinky dress that's on the verge of splitting every seam... Each time we see her little puddin’ face our heart leaps with joy. Okay. Okay. So we’re sorta infatuated by her mystic omnipresence. It's not our fault, she just won't go away folks.
Just look at how she even upstaged camp star Brian Dowling at the recent Miss Ireland 2008 finals at Crown Plaza Hotel... She abandoned her usual orange fake-bake and opted instead for the: dead-Bond-Girl-on-the-bed-in-Gold-Finger look. Ah Michelle, never leave us. We're nothing without you. NOTHING!
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