BB FANS

Jade is to be on Ian Collins' TalkSPORT show between 10am and 1pm tomorrow morning. TalkSPORT is on 1053/1089am.

Shes also to appear on Radio 1's Jo Whiley Show just after 12noon.

Thanks for the warning will avoid like the Black Death

Jade Goes To Abu Wabby

Waveguide - Jade GoodyJade Goody met a group of Hare Krishna devotees in India - and thought they were called "Harry Christians".

The former Big Brother star decided to embark on a spiritual quest during a trip to Mumbai.

"I think I want a religion like the Harry Christians," she announced.

And on a holiday to Abu Dhabi with boyfriend Jack, she declared: "We're here in Abu Wabby."

The bloopers were filmed for Jade's new TV series Just Jade.

They are the latest in a long line of "Jade-isms" - on Big Brother she asked if "East Angular" was abroad and thought that a ferret was a bird.

She went to India as part of her latest project - launching her own perfume.

The bottles for the scent, which hits the shops next month, are made there.

The 24-year-old reality TV star was speaking at the launch of Just Jade, which was held in the Dorchester Hotel on London's Park Lane.

Describing her perfume she said: "People think they'll smell like Jade Goody. But you're not having my BO or my foot smell or anything like that. You're not actually going to smell like me. There's no parts of me in it." waveguide

Matt Willis made me smile on BBBM last night when they were discussing whether Nikki would become the new Jade.

Willis: "I can't believe the whole hype about Jade... surely everyone's bored of her..."

Brand: "Jade's nice"

Willis: "Aaagh!... no way... whatever..."



Not everybody believes the hype!

Believe me, Im not the only one who detests Goody.

Shes not naive- shes just ignorant.

Eau De Kebab


WHILE we await the arrival of ‘Fly On The Wall’, the show in which cameras film a fly on the wall 24-hours a day - from the moment of its birth right up to the time it is obliterated by a rolled up copy of the Radio Times - and the equally challenging ‘Kitchen Sink’, we can read about Jade Goody.
The smell of victory

Jade is the reality TV star all others aim to be. As Shakespeare’s Sergeant Dogberry was wont to say, comparisons between Jade and all others are “odorous”.

Jade, a composite mix of Hilda Ogden-style malapropism and Miss Piggy looks is just about as unique a celebrity as the UK can boast. She is the very pineapple (sic) of showbusiness.

All the other wannabes should give up, that’s what Jade says. “With the likes of Rebecca Loos and Jodie Marsh,” says Jade, “they should realise it’s over. They need to do something else.”

But what? Sure, as Jade says, she could always get work as a dental nurse, but can Loos make a career from tossing off pigs and what kind of pension plan goes with Marsh’s talent for looking like an orange, from the colour of her skin to the look of her thighs?

It is Jade who has found the winning formula. And when something works, why change it?

As Jade embarks on yet another reality TV show, the woman the Sun calls “a legend”, says: “I do charity work to erase wareness.” For those Sun readers unsure what Jade is talking about, the paper tells them that Jade means to say “raise awareness”.

Right now Jade is erasing wareness into her aforesaid show and a new line of perfume called Just Jade (a heady blend of kebab and sun cream), which forms the central plank of the programme.

“It’s about my dream to launch my own beauty range,” says the 24-year-old who has raked in an estimated £2.5million since leaving the Big Brother house.

“I have decided to start by creating the perfume. There have been a few bumps along the way – and you’ll see ‘em all.”

Not that we haven’t seen Jade’s bumps many times before...

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Loos And Marsh Should Quit Chasing Fame - Goody

2006-05-26 16:01:01
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Rebecca Loos and Jodie Marsh should give up trying to be famous says Jade Goody.

The 24-year-old, who became a household name after appearing on reality TV show ‘Big Brother’, says the pair’s two minutes of fame are up and they should now bow out gracefully.

She said: "I think with some of these women, like Rebecca Loos and Jodie Marsh, they should realise it’s over.

"Celebrity status is finished for them and they need to go and do something else."

Jade insists she would quit ‘being’ a celebrity if she thought people were growing tired of her.

She added to Britain’s Guardian newspaper: "I would walk away if I was them. And if it ended for me tomorrow, I would say, ‘I’ve had a great time.’ But I would walk away."