Jade Goody met a group of Hare Krishna devotees in India - and thought they were called "Harry Christians".
The former Big Brother star decided to embark on a spiritual quest during a trip to Mumbai.
"I think I want a religion like the Harry Christians," she announced.
And on a holiday to Abu Dhabi with boyfriend Jack, she declared: "We're here in Abu Wabby."
The bloopers were filmed for Jade's new TV series Just Jade.
They are the latest in a long line of "Jade-isms" - on Big Brother she asked if "East Angular" was abroad and thought that a ferret was a bird.
She went to India as part of her latest project - launching her own perfume.
The bottles for the scent, which hits the shops next month, are made there.
The 24-year-old reality TV star was speaking at the launch of Just Jade, which was held in the Dorchester Hotel on London's Park Lane.
Describing her perfume she said: "People think they'll smell like Jade Goody. But you're not having my BO or my foot smell or anything like that. You're not actually going to smell like me. There's no parts of me in it."
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