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This will be a mighty long post but I just wanted to piont out to all those who think Lynne is boring that she has participated in quite a lot..........but the channel four coverage has shown hardly any of it, now if you want to slag anyone off for being boring it should be Sunita, not Lynne. Actually, she was a bit of a shrinking violet to begin with but she is certainely coming out of her shell. I reckon she will contribute more and more as time goes on! Read on for proof of Lynnes conribution to the BB house!!
SHE'D had another late night and an early start but mature student Lynne still had the energy to lead the girls in an impromptu exercise session in their bedroom this morning and showed she has the perfect credentials to be an aerobics instructor. Lynne started flexing her muscles shortly after 9.30. It was drizzling outside but rather than hide beneath their duvets, Adele, Kate and Jade proved they were feeling bright and breezy by following Lynne's instructions to "Work it! Work it girlfriends!" Adele soon got the bug and suggested teaching the girls some yoga. "Does anyone like yoga?" Kate piped up. "No, but we're gonna do it anyway," said Lynne.
Earlier this evening, Spencer decided on an impromptu shaving session with a pair of clippers and three girls for help. Jade, Adele and Lynne all lent a hand as the Cambridge lad decided to shorten his already short hair.
The girls were asked to don as many of the men's clothes as possible in five minutes. While Jade, Adele, Lynne and Kate went haywire stripping the boys down, 25-year-old Sunita walked around nonchalantly with Alex's cap the only item of clothing added.
"Welcome to the beautiful island of Big Brother," announced Alison. "It's not about beauty, it's about personality." And with that, up came the contestants - Lynne, Sunita, Kate, Adele and Jade.
As Spencer, Alex, Kate and Jade soaked up the rays, ex-holiday rep Alison put Lynne and Lee through their paces with some water aerobics.
Then it was Lynne's turn to create something. She opted for a 'willy-shaped' towel and although the resemblance was dubious, the chickens began to squawk enthusiastically as she folded it away, causing PJ to quip, "I'm not sure what it looks like, but the chickens are amused!"
The whole ordeal began with Lynne deciding to make up 43-year-old fellow Scot Sandy. Clearly the temptation proved too much for Lee, who had suggested a spot of tranvestitism two days earlier, and now it would appear the fitness fanatic has got his way!
"I've got carpet burns," yelped Scot Lynne as she held in her abdominal muscles for 15 seconds.
Lynne was also asked to suck Alex's bottom lip for 30 seconds, although both completed the task with good nature.
MALE model Alex was the main topic of conversation during a girlie chat between Alison, Adele, Kate, Lynne and Sunita. There were nods of approval from the other girls, but then Lynne admitted, "He's extremely good looking, but not manly enough for me!" Earlier in the day during a touchy feely moment Lynne had been instructed to suck Alex's bottom lip, a moment she happily reminded the girls. "You lucky thing!" exclaimed Kate. "Yeah, but I don't fancy him," Lynne replied.
Antics began when Spencer and Jonny got into Alison's double bed, prompting student Lynne to suggest, "we should all try and get into one bed for a ghost story."
Lynne then suggested Alex might be carrying something of a soft spot for Alison. "He's getting fonder of you," she suggested to a welcoming Alison who was quick to join in with the debate with her compliments for Alex.
Spencer has also fallen under the gaze of the girls' attentions, but after questioning his hygiene habits, they quickly turned to who he fancied in the House. Lynne was the first to suggest a possible pairing. "I think he fancies you," she told Kate and Alison was quick to agree.
A JOKE played on PJ almost backfired this evening as the Brummie and Lynne exchanged harsh words in the lounge. With model Alex informing everyone about his toilet habits - namely his inability to perform a 'number two' since entering the House four days ago -the group decided to burst in on law student PJ while on the convenience.
But it would appear the bubbly 23-year-old is rather more private about his privates and shouted at the rude intruders. "Sorry PJ, we didn't see anything," Lynne apologised as her noticeably flushed housemate retook his seat.
Queenie
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