BB FANS

Polly Hudson

1. Jimmy Osmond
Love him suggesting they call the emus "Toodle and Pip or Salt and Pepper or Andrea." Beyond random. Top marks.

2. David Dickinson
Shaved his bobby dazzlers so the ticks can''t grab hold. Am laughing now, but fear I may need therapy after this.

3. Sid Owen
Off to a great start, being enthusiastic and not strangling David during the trial but must be careful not to fade into the background.

4. Kimberley Davies
Bitchy bush babe explained ticks parachute down from the trees seeking unsuspecting victims - see, telly IS educational!

5. Jenny Frost
Focusing on all the big issues. "You know what I can''t cope with any more? The redness of these trousers."

6. Sheree Murphy
A lovely way with words... "I''ve got a pot belly. If I knew I wouldn''t have anymore children I''d have it sucked out." Nice.

7. Carol Thatcher
She got her mother''s looks, then. She looks like a Punch and Judy puppet - and not Judy.

8 Jilly Goolden
I know wine is, like, her job and stuff, but does she really have to mention it every five seconds? Dull.

9. Anthony Costa
Like a hairy potato with legs, only much less interesting to listen to. Says he''ll propose when he gets out - run, Adele, run!

The Mirror

23 November 2005

I'm a Celebrity superfan Polly Hudson tells you who is hot... and who's not

Jimmy Osmond

He's like Kermit the Frog with teeth. Loved him telling a kangaroo during his trial "I like my bowels". Awesome.

Ricky

Top notch having to check with producers if it was him who had peed in the camp before performing reiki on an emu.

Carol Thatcher

You can't deny she is fantastically entertaining. On food shortage: "I do not give a toss. But I wouldn't say no to herbal tea."

David Dickinson

Announced he'd had to change his vest three times during the night due to excessive sweating. Liking that mental image?

Sheree Murphy

Said she hates it when dogs get aroused. "It makes me sick. All humpy. I think it's gross." So now you know.

Jenny Frost

Very disappointing - she's trying too hard and moaning too much. Said she's "hungry and bored". I know the feeling.

Kimberley Davies

After a strong start, she's becoming a wallflower. Funny how she looks younger now than she did in Neighbours 10 years ago.

Jilly Goolden

First action as camp leader was to open a bottle of wine because "I'd prefer it in the morning". There's no "I" in team, Jilly!

Anthony Costa

State of his hair without the products he relies on in the real world is far more entertaining than anything he has said or done.

From the Mirror