BOOZE A NAUGHTY GEST?
EX I’m A Celebrity contestants Sophie Anderton and David Gest gave kangaroo bum-hole a miss and drank their body weights in booze instead.
The terminally vain pouter, 30, and our favourite weirdo, 54, celebrated bonfire night at London’s Wellington Club with a gaggle of stars including Alfie Allen, 21, Pat Cash, 42, Neil Tennant, 53, and the ubiquitous Calum Best, 26.
But the real fireworks were in David’s trousers, we are saddened to reveal.
The loveable oddball spent the night foisting his wonky chops onto any females with a face.
As his booze intake increased, his quality control decreased, until he started to give special hugs to women who were missing several chromosomes.
Fortunately Lily’s small brother Alfie came to the rescue and put a ciggie in David’s mouth instead of a woman.
And Sophie risked mouth and limb by taking the inebriate home.
Dailystar
