BB FANS

it's my moral duty, to warn the good menfolk,
(and off-licences of

Aberdeenshire, that you're off the leash ,this weekend.

Tis not

...true enough....
the off-licence's can just roll down their shutters,
when they hear you coming

..so we ,maybe, don't have to warn them

but,i'm afraid, the men are defenceless against you, on the loose on a friday/saturday night.

...perhaps, when you step out of your house, an air-raid warning, sounds off.

..that should keep 'em out of harms way and in one piece.

Actually a bell rings to let them know I AM out and a cheer goes up in Aberdeen

would this be a bell, tied around your neck, to warn them
you're in the vacinity? so they can make a quick escape?

...or is it a bell, attached to a ring, through your nose?

....that would work, a treat.

No honey, it's a bell that rings to let all the fit men know that I'm out

exactly...so they can stay in.

Ha ha ha, I'll let you know on Monday

*Looks forward to visiting Lyns*

When you coming up Ally?

When you getting the fit men in?

Was trying to make it tomorrow night cos i'm worried you are going to get all the good ones before i get there

well you'd be more than welcome.

Save one for me then