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Tension in the jungle ranks
Sun

Lesbian fumble in jungle

LUSTY Lauren Booth has revealed how she would like to see some girl-on-girl action in the jungle.

The outrageous hack said if she was a lesbian she would love to frolic in the Outback with another lass.

Naughty Lauren, 39, said: “I think if I were a lesbian I would ‘lez’ it up for
viewers. It’s what they’d expect.”

She confessed her saucy secret during a chat with Phina Oruche.

The fiery actress then told Lauren how she played a bisexual model in Footballers’ Wives called Liberty who enjoyed romps with a hunky footballer and her blonde female assistant.

Even though Phina, 31, is dating a mystery football star in real life, she teased that she can be like her character from the TV series.

She said: “There are similarities between us. I can throw tantrums like Liberty but I choose not to. But she does live in me.”

Phina also left viewers wondering what she might get up to in the bush after she said she would miss sex but didn’t fancy any of the lads in the show.

She said: “There are no hot guys.”

Meanwhile, I’m A Celebrity bosses are gearing themselves up for a bitch fest between Phina and Jan Leeming, 64.

The campers claim they have had enough of ex-newsreader Jan’s moaning and religious Phina says if Jan whinges anymore she’ll bash her with her Bible.

Tempers flared as fashion designer Scott Henshall tried to celebrate his 31st birthday with his co-stars.

Phina told the gang she wanted to say a birthday prayer for her new pal and asked him to make a wish.

Gay Scott said he hoped he would find a man to spend the rest of his life with.

But Jan told him: “You shouldn’t be wishing for something like that – you should be living for the moment.”

Phina dragged Scott off into the forest where they launched into a massive bitching session about Jan.

They agreed they’d had enough of her moaning about the heat, the lack of food, the mozzies and the other creepy- crawlies.

Phina blasted: “She has a nasty attitude. She is moaning about everything.
“If she carries on I’ll knock her block off. She’s ruining your birthday.”

And tensions between Phina and Jan rose further when the pair were picked to do the celebrity chest challenge together.

They had to look for three keys in a haystack and failed the task after being away from camp for five hours.

TV bosses last night tried to keep the peace among the celebs by throwing a birthday bash for Scott. They sent in champers and party hats for the group. dailystar

16 November 2006
SundayMirror on-line

DON'T LOOK, KYLIE
Brian Reade
A FEW early thoughts on I'm A Celebrity...

Let's pray Kylie Minogue isn't watching her ex Jason Donovan's failed attempt to show charisma, as the shame may jolt her out of remission.

Let's hope Jordan is watching Faith Brown's knockers scrape along the jungle floor, forcing her into swift surgery-reversal.

Let's assume Lauren Booth doesn't own a mirror after claiming David Gest has a face like an ironing board. If she did, she'd realise it's only marginally worse than having an arse the size of a twin-tub.

Kerry Katona's Iceland ad. As if she's ever off the booze long enough when she's not pregnant to sit with her kids.

Ant and Dec. From Likely Lads to Chuckle Brothers.

Toby Anstis calling himself "The Tobester". Only when somebody other than your mum knows your real name should you practice a new one on us, son.

And the genius that is David Gest. He may well be a living warning for what can go wrong with a face transplant, but anyone who can say of Jan Leeming: "The newsreader has her head in her ******," deserves to win. Critics say he was totally wrong to say that, but he was only slightly wrong.

All BBC newsreaders, as we will see tomorrow on Children In Need, are sad attention-seekers.

Gest was simply one orifice out when claiming where they stick their heads.

Last updated at 12:15pm on 16th November 2006
DailyMail

Jason Donovan's singing drives campmates crazy

The jungle has finally got to pop king Jason Donovan, and he is revelling in the madness it brings.

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Jason, 38, caused chaos in the camp with his weird antics, antagonising Matt Willis by singing his own made-up song, 'Matty Ho' very loudly, and then proceeding to wake up the snoring machine that is David Gest.

He also serenaded Faith Brown underneath the pod, where she had been sleeping, and spoke to her in a Texas accent, informing her that while he was off to change his pants, he wasn’t having a 'deposit' as yet. His antics were rewarded by a rude gesture from David, and a groan from Matt.

Jason's relationship with Liza Minelli’s ex-husband David has been a constant source of amusement since the show began, and it seems that the Aussie singer can even forgive David his unbelievably loud snoring - which he exhibited once again last night.

Lycra legend

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Meanwhile, Scott got the camp all excited when he donned a yellow, lycra all-in-one as part of his Bushtucker Trial, which he will be completing with Jan.

The fashion designer was less than impressed with his new outfit, and even less so when Jason told him: "You look like a cross between one of the Fantastic Four and Kenneth Williams!"

Scott is hoping to beat his performance in his last trial, where he picked up a measly one star, and thinks the all in one might give him an extra boost.

"Banana Power" he shrieked as the pair found their way to the latest task.

16th November 2006 12:45:46
femalefirst

Reptile Risk for Jungle Stars

According to the latest tabloids, the I'm a Celeb contestants were genuinely at risk when a poisonous reptile entered their campsite, states the programme's medical expert.

Dr Bob informed GMTV that the snake, which was seen going towards the stars of the jungle by the producers at the beginning of the week, “can kill or paralyse a victim.” He also revealed that any person chomped on by the snake could end up “losing a limb.”

He also then confessed matter of factly that “three or four” black snakes slither through the camp each day.

An ITV1 spokesperson is quoted in the Sun newspaper as saying: “There are lots of patrols around the camp looking out for animals such as these snakes which shouldn’t be in the camp as we want to keep the celebrities safe.”

All First can say is rather them than us!

16 November 2006
Mirror

7PM BED CURFEW IS SPOILING KELLY'S FUN

I'M A CELEB: HE'S A TRIAL

KELLY Osbourne has been ordered to bed at 7pm by bosses of behind-the-scenes ITV2 show I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here Now - to stop her going on the razz.

The bored 22-year-old wild child daughter of rocker Ozzy had asked if links could be recorded so she could whoop it up.

Kelly confessed before she arrived in Australia: "I'm gonna be there for a month - so I really wanna party."

Instead she's being sent to put her head Down Under early to ensure she gets up at 2am to host her spin-off programme.

Producers had already soon banned her from boozing, saying it would affect her performance on screen.

But just a few days in, she threw a strop over the strict regime, telling them: "If we can just pre-record all my links, I can be out within the first half an hour. What are we waiting for here?"

Kelly, who took over the show from Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, has also been told off for swearing - after bragging: "I said f*** eight times in 40 seconds."

THE true colours of the so-called stars on I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here are at last beginning to show.

The latest adventures of TV's caterpillar chewers saw David Gest looking just like cartoon character Garfield the cat with a bad hair transplant using the word 'tucker' a lot - give or take a consonant.

EveningTimes

Last updated at 16:51pm on 16th November 2006

New jungle trial means double trouble for Leeming and Henshall

Fashion designer Scott Henshall is to undertake the next Bushtucker Trial - for the second time in a row.

But this time he won't be alone - in a surprise double vote, former newsreader Jan Leeming was also picked for the head-spinning task.

Jan took the news well!!!

DailyMail

16th November 2006

DJ Toby's shower strip proves he's the jungle gigolo

DJ Toby Anstis has become the official flirt of the jungle after he cheekily stripped off for a wash in full view of the girls last night.

The Heart FM presenter had no qualms about getting his kit off in front of the cameras and fellow contestants of ITV's I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here

DailyMail

I'M A CELEBRITY'S DAVID GEST - UNMASKED
Mirror

Liza: 'I hope David gets f****d by a kangaroo'

Liza Minnelli says she hopes her estranged husband David Gest gets "f****d by a kangaroo and eaten by crocs".

The couple, who married in 2002 and split the following year, are currently going through a bitter divorce, reports The Sun.

Liza was said to be shocked that David agreed to go into the jungle for I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!

A source said: "She can't imagine David living rough in the bush now. Liza says David would shudder at the idea of cockroaches.

"He once called in bugmen to spray her place but insisted they use a non-smelly pesticide that he wasn't allergic to."

Meanwhile, David's sister has revealed he was a beautiful child.

Barbara Gerber, 49, insisted: "When he was young our mother was constantly stopped in the street by people wanting to tell her how beautiful David was.

"It is hard to believe that now. He does not look the same.

"These days he never takes his trademark sunglasses off even when he is inside."

David claims he has only had plastic surgery once. ananova

Gaff's jungle task is well 'ard

Sun

17 November 2006

SHE'S A BIT JANNOYING

LEEM IT OUT! Leeming's son cringes at his moany mum
By Fiona Cummins Showbiz Reporter
THE embarrassed son of moany Jan Leeming has confessed he cringes watching her on I'm A Celebrity.

As fellow contestants lined-up to snipe at the 64-year-old branding her "sharp" and "shrill", Jonathan Leeming admitted his mum did not know what she was letting herself in for when she signed up to the show.

He said: "If I'd known she hadn't seen it as much as she should have done, then I would have prepped her a bit more. I think if it's someone else who is doing it then that's fine.

"But I think if it is your own mother - it's a bit cringy TV!"

SundayMirror

17-November-2006

Gay designer goes ape in the jungle

It’s been a tough first week in the jungle for gay fashion designer Scott Henshall, first he struggled to find any playmates, then he went embarrassingly ape over a bush tucker trail, but worst of all, he had to pluck David Gest’s ear and nose hairs.

PinkNews

17 November 2006

HE'S A FLOP..GET HIM OUT OF HERE

By Nicola Methven

HOST Brendan Burns has been dumped by bosses who feared his behind-the-scenes ITV2 show was struggling.

Former presenter Mark Durden-Smith has been called back to save the day. An insider said: "Bosses begged Mark to come back. Everyone's wishing they'd never got rid of him."