WHO CARES WHO'S JUNGLE KING.. STEPTOE JOHNNY'S MY WINNER
JOHN LYDON once spread anarchy in the UK but that's nothing compared to the storm the ageing punk created in I'm A Celebrity.
He looked more like Albert Step toe with every episode and his storming out was the highlight of the show. Who'll win now? Who cares? Here's my guide to where the smart money should go.
LORD BROCKET: 9/4 to win
IF you looked up ''creep'' in the dictionary there would be a picture of this toffee nosed git next to it.
Forget the insects this guy makes my flesh crawl. That accent is beginning to grate, too.
HIGHLIGHT: He showed his true colours when he sneakily dissed Jennie.
PETER ANDRE: 7/1 to win
WHAT a week for the muscle bound dimwit whose corny chatup lines sound more like the text of a cut-price greetings card. He had more chance of s******g Joe Jordan than his busty fellow camper.
HIGHLIGHT: When Peter organised a morale-raising group-hugging session.
KERRY McFADDEN: 4/5 favourite
SHE'S whinged, sulked and burst into tears but by confronting her fears she has won viewers' support. Kerry's a wee daft lassie but that will help her be Queen of the Jungle.
HIGHLIGHT: When Kerry said: ''I can honestly say... I'm not doing this for fame.'' Aye, right.
JENNIE BOND: 25/1 to win.
SHE went all out to prove she was more plain loaf than upper crust. She tried to convince us she had never been clubbing and would rather stay home with a Chinese take away. How could she eat it with all those bools in her mooth?
HIGHLIGHT: Trying to persuade John to stay.
Sunday Mail
