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| Author: | JimD [ 09 Sep 05, 12:34 ] |
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9 September 2005 more Star annoyed by 'tacky' rumours Katie Price aka Jordan, due to get hitched this weekend, will definitely NOT be having a tacky wedding. Oh no. The pneumatically enhanced one is sick of people ‘making up crap’ about her big day, and hers aide has been quick to dismiss rumours that the wedding will be anything but high class, saying: ‘The do won’t be tacky. Kate is not having a ‘boob cake’. ‘People just need to be a bit nicer. It’s going to be an amazing day for them and they are really excited.’ And even though it’s true that Charlotte Church won’t be able to make it, she sent a ‘really lovely letter’ and it’s thought that X Factor’s Rowetta will be singing instead. Liverpool lass Kerry Kantona and Girl’s Aloud Sarah Harding are still thought to be bridesmaids. But despite the no-tack policy, the couple’s rumoured £250 grand spending on the wedding includes music such as Whitney’s Houston’s I Have Nothing as the bridal march, Stevie Wonder’s Signed, Sealed, Delivered as the twosome sign the register and Luther Vandross’s Ain’t No Stopping Us Now as the wedding march. Guests will dine on lobster and foie gras, and be entertained by fireworks and circus performers. She can’t deny it will be a bit of a circus then, can she? Ho ho. |
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| Author: | Madeline [ 10 Sep 05, 12:58 ] |
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Jordan's fairytale wedding: Sun |
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| Author: | Madeline [ 10 Sep 05, 13:13 ] |
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Jordan and her camera crew: holymoly |
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| Author: | Rincewind [ 10 Sep 05, 13:42 ] |
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Well I don't like to defend Jordan, but this entire nonsense raft of knocking stories, are only because "News International" (owners of the Sun, News of the World, and Heat magazine) were outbid by "EGM" (owners of the Express star and "OK" magazine  )
Its a bizarrely childish world, that of the tabloids 
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| Author: | milly [ 10 Sep 05, 14:09 ] |
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Well at least he isn't going to warble himself  
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| Author: | Madeline [ 11 Sep 05, 12:51 ] |
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JORDAN & PETER Blacked out cars, tiny white ponies, pink egg carriage .. a tacky triumph IT WAS billed as the fairytale showbusiness wedding of the year - so trashy glamour model Jordan and Peter Andre were determined not to disappoint. With the small matter of a £1.75million cheque from a sycophantic magazine helping the nuptials run smoothly, Jordan and Peter orchestrated a bash which even Liberace would have been proud of. The model, real name Katie Price, made sure she pulled out all the stops for the ceremony at Highclere Castle in Berkshire. More than 350 guests, including "celebrity" friends, helped the pair clamber into a kitsch pink egg-shaped carriage. Six miniature white ponies then took Jordan and Peter - who met in Australia as contestants on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! in January 2004 - to the castle library where the 34FF model, dressed in an outfit with a 27-foot train, duly managed to say: "I do." The ceremony began at four o'clock and was performed by superintendent Celia Roper and registrar Penny Brown. Both Jordan's children, three-year-old Harvey and two-month-old Junior, joined guests. Guests arrived for the bash in blacked-out cars - in a bid to keep the magazine deal on track. Jordan herself, though, made her entrance in a helicopter - wearing high-heeled shoes complete with pink satin ribbon ankle ties. Although wags wondered whether she could have floated herself. Bridesmaid Kerry Katona arrived by minibus, smoking a cigarette. She carried the ladies' bouquets of deep purple and white flowers with ferngrass. With other "celebrity" guests like Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding, former England captain Paul Gascoigne and Liberty X's Michelle Heaton looking on, the couple signed the register while the choir sang Stevie Wonder's hit Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours. Guests were later led to a marquee - decked out with pink carpet and pink drapes - in the castle grounds. They were served pink champagne before sitting down to a five-course dinner. Later, the floor was cleared for the DJ and a karaoke machine. Meanwhile, about 50 locals stood outside the castle, but Jordan, 27, and Peter, 32, had hired a team of 25 security guards to keep their wedding under wraps. The marriage went ahead despite bridal nerves. On Friday evening, Jordan broke down at the rehearsal saying: "It's too much, let's just call it off... I want it to be right - I want it to be the most perfect wedding ever." Sundaymirror |
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| Author: | pikeylass [ 11 Sep 05, 20:18 ] |
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Wonderful pastiche in the telegraph today of the celeb weddings yesterday!! PS court and social Highclere castle,Berkshire.Sept 10 2006 The wedding took place today between Peter Andre,King of Chav and Katie Price aka Jordan,Queen of opportunities.No photos are availble owing to an aforesaid deal of £2m with ok magazine |
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| Author: | Madeline [ 12 Sep 05, 7:41 ] |
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The Sun newsapaper have got hold of a few photo's: Sun |
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| Author: | Madeline [ 12 Sep 05, 12:56 ] |
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To Chav And To Hold HIS love for her is the size of a mighty acorn. Her love for him seems to grow by the day, until it seems unnaturally huge and fit to explode over large parts of both East and West Sussex. And now Peter and Jordan are married. The Star - as befitting a paper which acts as a kind of topless sister to its Z-list sibling at OK!, which has paid an estimated £400,000 to cover the do - leads with news of Jordan and Pete’s big day. And it begins not with Jordan being inflated by one part helium to two parts love, nor Peter humming the tune to Jordania, but to the sound of sirens as there’s “999 panic at Jordan’s wedding”. What’s occurring? Is Australian Peter’s right to be in the country being challenged by the police? Did Jordan step on her beloved? Was the pastor’s eye removed in a freak accident too terrible to recount in these pages? None of that. The Star’s “EXSCLUSIVE” is that horror erupted after the wedding, as the couple and their showbiz pals partied away at Highclere Castle, near Newbury, Berkshire. The unnamed victim was taken ill after midnight and rushed to the local hospital by a team of paramedics. “It was real drama,” says one guest, “and not what we had expected.” But who knows what to expect at the wedding of the day? Here comes the bride now. And she’s the first in living memory to have a cleavage longer than her train. What’s more, she’s wrapped in a bright pink ball of material and sat on a wagon being pulled by no fewer than six white horses. Ooops! Silly us. The Star says it’s not Jordan - it’s a “Cinderella–style pumpkin shaped pink carriage”. Jordan, a more traditionally orange-hued pumpkin, is out of view on the carriage’s inside. The report is not full, but the Sun notes that the “chav wedding of the year” features Jordan in a tight pink dress covered in fake diamonds (“she couldn’t walk properly,” says one insider “and it took four bridesmaids to help her sit down”), a pair of revolting pink thrones and Kerry Katona crying in the toilet for ages after rowing with her boyfriend. The Sun also spots the newlyweds smooching to a recoding of them singing A Whole New World from the Disney’s film Aladdin, and making sure OK! is taking lots of pictures. And then the modern-day Grimm fairytale is over. The pink pumpkin turns into an orange one; the orange pumpkin turns into a wife, and Peter turns into an oak tree, or is it a mouse..? Ananova |
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| Author: | Madeline [ 13 Sep 05, 8:03 ] |
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FATHER APART.. Seating snub to dad put Jordan in a wedding fury IT WAS supposed to be the fairytale wedding of the year, but Jordan's big day nearly ended in tears. The 27-year-old, aka Katie Price, was distraught when she found out her real father Ray Infield was seated at the back of the wedding venue, separated from the rest of her family. A 3am spy tells us: "Jordan's stepfather Paul made a speech and mentioned Kate's real dad. "She immediately jumped up, grabbed the microphone and said: 'Where are you?' and Ray stood up at the back table. "She was shocked to see him sitting so far away from her other family members and yelled: 'You should be at the front table. Whoever put you at the back table, I'm going to b*****k them.' She was not happy about it at all. "It definitely took some of the shine off her big day." Happily for Jordan, who wore an enormous baby-pink dress with a low-cut bodice that flaunted her mammoth assets, her three-year-old son Harvey - who's been in hospital for several weeks with a mystery illness - was well enough to be there. The source adds: "That really made Katie's day and everyone in the congregation burst into tears when the bridesmaids walked him up the aisle." Another, ahem, "emotional" moment came when the tacky - sorry, happy - couple took to the dance floor for their first song as man and wife: a pre-recorded duet of A Whole New World sung by... Peter and Jordan. We kid you not. Our mole says: "Kate and Peter both danced while looking lovingly into each other's eyes, singing the song to each other." Talk about Insania... But it wasn't Jordan's love of Aussie pop flop Peter, 32, that fuelled her short but symbolic wedding speech. The source adds: "She gushed about the glossy magazine who were paying for the wedding, thanking them for making her bank balance that much bigger. "She vowed to do lots more shoots for them to keep the cash rolling in." And they said romance was dead... As well as being subjected to a slide show of the perma-tanned newlyweds projected on to a wall, the already nauseated guests feasted on white chocolate love-hearts with a "K" on one end and a "P" on the other. We guess that stands for "Klassy Pair". Mirror |
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| Author: | Madeline [ 13 Sep 05, 13:49 ] |
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Jordan and Peter Andre Jordan's Pink, Pink Wedding Good Lord above. We all knew Jordan's wedding was going to be an extravaganza of flounce and cash-spending - but the details will still make you gasp... and vomit if you hate pink. Hand-made ivory shoes for Peter, a foot-high pink crown for Jordan, a ring made of 20 princess-cut diamonds for Peter, a ring of 35 princess-cut diamonds for Jordan, hair extensions for Peter and a Barbie-pink gown with a corset made from thousands of pink Swarovski crystals and with a train of more than seven yards long for Jordan... and breathe. The extraordinary fairytale wedding, which features over 51 pages of OK! magazine, looks like a craze of pink. The glass Cinderella-style carriage which Jordan arrived in had baby pink seats and pink fur carpet. The 300 guests, including Gazza, Big Brother's Orlaith and Vanessa Feltz, slurped pink champagne and munched on canapes served on pink featured platters. Sarah Harding - bridesmaid Sarah Harding - bridesmaid It took a team of 12 more than three weeks to hand-sew the crystals onto Jordan's dress, which was designed by Isabell Kristensen. After the ceremony, Jordan told the magazine: "This is the best day of my life. It's the fairytale wedding I've always dreamed of." Talking about her hefty diamond ring, she said: "It's so big, I can't bend my finger." But once all the glitter and fluff has disappeared, Jordan can be safe in the knowledge that should it all go wrong, Pete won't be walking off with half of her hard-earned cash. They've signed a pre-nup to protect her millions. "Whatever happens, I can't take half of what she's got," Pete revealed. "I don't want anything from her apart from her love." Bless.Sky |
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| Author: | trolleydolley [ 13 Sep 05, 17:36 ] |
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AAAAAAARRRRGH! What a circus! People used to get married in church with some semblance of vows being sacred and special. Now they just bow at the altar of OK! I suppose Jordan was never going to take her vows in a traditional yet modest gown at a sleepy country church though.... It just bugs me that its all done for the magazine, it's all done for money - and the magazine deal is the central pivot around which everything else revolves....not the vows, not the giving of rings...and certainly (it seems) no kind of spiritual element at all. "I Katie, take thee Peter, for as long as the money from this fairytale wedding lasts and then I'll sell the story of our heartbreaking split and every messy detail of the custody proceedings......" grr, feeling very cynical! |
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| Author: | pikeylass [ 13 Sep 05, 17:39 ] |
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Agreed TrolleyDolly....but if the mags are mad enough to offer huge sums of money for this circus..... Pictures in Heat today.Tasteful.Not |
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| Author: | Annie [ 14 Sep 05, 22:03 ] |
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WTF is that head-dress all about?
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| Author: | pikeylass [ 14 Sep 05, 22:53 ] |
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Was the cinderella coach had me reaching for the sick bag,,,,,Yeuch
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