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PostPosted: 24 Nov 05, 10:19 
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Because there is no live feed this year and we dont know what is going on unless we record the few hours they put out during the night we dont know how the celebs are dealing with life in camp. From what I have seen the men are playing the sit-back and dont make any blunders tactic. The women, Sherre and Jenny are just being themselves, chatting away about life at home ..... Carol and Jilly are not putting on any airs and craces and Kim is just bidding her time till she gets voted out.

We are geting tit-bits of news from the media..............

Hungry Duke eyes up emus for lunch

STARVING David Dickinson has threatened to eat the jungle gang’s pet emus. He is feeling weak because the celebs have not been passing enough Bushtucker Trials and have been forced to survive on rice and beans.

Bargain Hunt star "The Duke", 64 - catchphrase "cheap as chips" - has warned that if things get any worse he’ll cook the birds, nicknamed Kylie and Jason. Eyeing up the emus as camp leader Jilly Goolden, 48, looked on, he said: "Yum yum! Come to Uncle David. They are looking pretty tempting, you know.

"They could end up in a stir-fry. They are quite fleshy. But give them a few more days to fatten up and they’ll be ready."

But David, suffering more than the others because he hates beans and is surviving on rice, realised his comments might upset viewers.

He added: "I bet some animal lover in the UK will be writing in saying, ‘Get the swine out!’.
"Well I do like animals and would never be cruel - unless I have to."

Even the other celebs are getting worried about whether he will carry out his threat. Atomic Kitten babe Jenny Frost, 27, said: "Keep David away from the birds. They are so cute. How could he think that?"

But hunger isn’t the only problem plaguing David in the Aussie Outback. He has been bitten all over by mosquitoes, more than any other celeb in the camp. His tanned body is covered in lumps and he even claimed he was bitten in bed by a spider overnight.

David spent ages yesterday remaking his camp bed to ensure he was fully covered up. But the star, who has taken to wearing long trousers to stop his legs being gnawed, threw a fit when he discovered an ant in his bed.

He shrieked: "S**t! An ant! This isn’t funny! They are invading my space. Experts say his aftershave is attracting all the mozzies.
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David ponders Carol's diet mystery


The big mystery in the I'm A Celebrity camp is how Carol Thatcher is surviving on no food.

The daughter of former PM Margaret Thatcher has not eaten a full meal since entering the jungle.

David Dickinson asked the others: "What is Carol surviving on? She's not a small person. How does she keep the bulk up?"

In the Bush Telegraph, Sheree Murphy said: "Carol's like Superwoman. I don't know how she is surviving. She's hardly eaten anything since we've been here. She doesn't complain about it, she's not bothered - that is pretty unbelievable."

And Carol refused dinner yet again, explaining it was part of a radical diet plan.

"I'm not really into food," she said. "I'm quite happy on water. I don't need to lose a few kilos, I need to lose a lot."

Former Atomic Kitten Jenny Frost has the opposite problem.

She complained she was losing too much weight, telling the others: "I can nearly pull my shorts off and that's only after one day."

The celebrities have also discovered that washing their red trousers in the stream has turned all their underwear pink. Kimberley and Sheree showed off their newly pink thongs.

David joked: "That's a violation of the code - coming in here with skimpy attractive underwear when there's men around."dailysnack


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24th Nov 2005

I'M A CELEBRITY.. TRUE CONFESSIONS: THE POLLYOMETER


JIMMY OSMOND


Just seeing his little smiling face makes me happy. Also gets bonus points for bringing back the saying: "Rats!"

CAROL THATCHER

Looks like Hinge or Bracket. When asked if she eats lots in the real world replied: "No, but I shell down quite a bit of wine." Quelle Surprise.

Has such a lovely way with words. Amidst all the hunger talk confessed: "I'd eat kangaroo bollocks the way I'm feeling."

DAVID DICKINSON


Moaned that it was much sunnier on last year's programme. Did it ever occur to him just to go on holiday instead of a reality show?

SHEREE MURPHY

Probably never thought she'd be on national telly announcing: "Ugh, there's a sluggy thing in my knickers," but I'm glad she is.

KIMBERLEY DAVIES


Asked the group: "Does anyone want to discuss their childhood, or is that too personal?" Jeez, she must be bored.

JENNY FROST

Is now the self-appointed poo monitor. "Sid has been going four times a day. I've only been once and I usually go twice a day." Beyond too much information.

ANTHONY COSTA

Profound declaration of the day: "I love this leave-in conditioner." His man points score has surely just peaked.

JILLY GOLDEN

Says she's "becoming completely obsessed with food". Does this mean she'll shut up about wine, then? If so, yay.

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24th november 2005
Phil Tufnell comes to Lordan’s defence
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Camp life is not to Kimberley's liking, she is on the verge of walking out after seven days.....Do you think she only signed up for seven days? wanadoo


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