THE POLLYOMETER
Jimmy Osmond
Speaks Japanese. Had the "Magical experience" of being supported by an act called Bertha and Tina, who were elephants. Two girl fans once mailed themselves to him in a crate. Anyone got a crate?
Carol Thatcher
""It''s hard to maintain ecstatic enthusiasm. If we were hermetically sealed in something interesting it would be all right."" I have no idea what she's talking about but I know I am totally in favour of it.
Sheree Murphy
Says she "woke up dribbling again". Hilarious... and I bet she''s a lovely mum. In fact, I''d go as far as saying I wish she was my mum but my actual mum might read this and be upset so I won''t.
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Ricky
Every day he reveals a few startling facts about himself which have me reeling. Today: ""I wouldn''t buy meat out of a supermarket," and the impressive announcement he can do back flips. Bravo.
Jenny Frost
"We stink, camp stinks, the programme stinks. Stink, stink, stink, stink. I stink."" You said it, girl. Yesterday offered Bobby Ball a neck rub, which he refused. Can officially sink no lower.
Antony Costa
Says, ""I hope my dog remembers me, man."" On the evidence provided so far, I wouldn't hold my breath if I were him. Mused, ""It would have been good if there was an eviction today."" Volunteering, Ant?
Ball
Proudly announced he''s committed "a lot of adultery against Yvonne". Later, ""I've never been this exhausted in my life. I''m going to fall over and die."" Promise?
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