theSUN
November 13, 2006
LIZA Minnelli once had the hots for him — but what would you do to AVOID spending a night with her creepy ex-hubby David Gest?
Here’s a list of gruesome challenges that you might prefer to cuddling up to Gest for a night between the sheets.
But the dares get progressively more revolting. See how far you get before Gest turns into an irresistible lurve machine.
The Sun’s DEREK BROWN poses the question: Would you rather spend a night of love with David Gest or:
1. Wake up and find you were Gazza?
2. Be Graham Poll refereeing a Chelsea v Barcelona game?
3. Be sat on by Johnny Vegas, Chris Moyles and Russell Grant?
4. Be stuck in a lift for 24 hours with BB’s Nikki Grahame after she has overdosed on e-number-full fizzy drinks and sweets?
5. Break up a fight between stroppy Naomi Campbell and big-hitting Jade Goody?
6. Eat a fish eyeball baguette with kangaroo scrotum garnish?
7. Have your teeth pulled out without anaesthetic while listening to the Cheeky Girls’ mega-mix compilation?
8. Clean the floor of Bernard Matthews’ turkey factory with your tongue?
9. March through the middle of war-torn Baghdad wearing nothing but Saddam Hussein’s old underpants on your head on your head?
10. Be hook-handed Abu Hamza’s bum wiper?
