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JUNGLE A TO Z LISTERS


10th November 2007
HERE are the 10 celebrities ready to battle it out to become King or Queen of the Aussie outback.

Bosses at I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! open their campsite for another year after signing up a string of showbiz stars as exclusively revealed in the Daily Star.

Some of them, particularly stunning ex-soap babe Gemma Atkinson, are instantly recognisable to millions of fans. But many will be scratching their heads over “celebs” like PR guru Lynne (who?) Franks.

We were the first to bring you the news that soap sizzler Gemma was heading down under along with former Sex Pistols boss Malcolm McLaren. Now KATIE BEGLEY brings you the rest of the celebs brave enough to slum it in Australia.


THE WRINKLY PUNK

Malcolm McLaren


Age: 61.

Occupation: Musician.

Celebrity supporters: “Thousands.”

Phobias: Poisonous snakes and wild beasts.

He said: “The producers have been clamouring at my gate to persuade me to participate, and they’ve lassoed me this time. It’s a question of how good I can be at being bad to keep the whole thing rocking and rolling.”


THE POP FLOP

Jason ‘J’ Brown


Age: 31.

Occupation: Singer.

Celebrity supporters: 5ive Bandmates Richie Neville, Richard “Abz” Breen, Sean Conlon, Scott Robinson.

Phobias: Tarantulas crawling all over him, an infestation of cockroaches, confined spaces and being under water.

He said: “I don’t feel nervous yet. I absolutely can’t wait to do it. I’m sure when I get in there the reality of it will hit home.”


THE SOAP DOPE

Marc Bannerman


AGE: 34.

Occupation: Actor.

Celebrity FANS: Actress Liz Carling and ex-EastEnder Dean Gaffney.

Phobias: Enclosed spaces, heights.

He said: “The cat’s got no balls left because I’ve been chewing on them for the last three days to practise! I often get mad bouts of giggles – especially late at night.”


THE GRUMPY CHEF

John Burton Race

Age: 50.

Occupation: Chef.

Celebrity FANS: Fellow foodie Raymond Blanc.

Phobias: Heights, rats.

He said: “I will tell people what I think if they annoy me. I won’t hold back. If I get desperate for protein and real food I’ll just kill one of the celebrities, chop them up and eat them.”


THE FOOTIE PUNDIT

Rodney Marsh

Age: 63.

Occupation: Football pundit.

Celebrity FANS: Fellow pundits Matt Le Tissier, Jeff Stelling and Joe Royle and author Jilly Cooper.

Phobias: Heights and rats.

He said: “I’m OK on the physical side of it, but it’s the mental side that will be the test. If someone starts talking complete bollocks for a long time I might have to say something.”


THE DESIGNER DOLLY

Anna Ryder Richardson

Age: 43.

Occupation: Interior designer.

Celebrity FAN: Dragon’s Den star Duncan Bannatyne.

Phobias: Rats and mice.

She said: “I will keep my pants on very tight all the time and pull them right up. I don’t care what I look like. I’m a bit worried about having wind, my poor girls are going to have to grow up hearing: Uh! You are the daughters of the woman that farted!’”


THE ROCK CHICK

Cerys Matthews

Age: 38.

Occupation: Singer/songwriter.

Celebrity FAN: Singer Aled Jones.

Phobias: Maggots, caterpillars, big

spiders, flies, rats.

She said: “I’m looking for my Tarzan and thinking of myself as Jane. I want to climb trees and go on adventures. But, if Tarzan came down on a vine, it would matter what he liked to talk about and what kind of sense of humour he’s got. He couldn’t just look like Tarzan!”


THE MEGA MOUTH

Janice Dickinson


Age: “None of your business” (but said to be 52).

Occupation: Supermodel.

Celebrity FAN: Hairdresser Duke Snyder.

Phobias: None.

She said: “I didn’t eat for 10 years while I was on the catwalk, so if I don’t have to eat for a month in the jungle then I’m sure that I’ll manage it. I was born in front of a camera so that side of it will hold no fear for me. And I’m looking for love – with a wombat!”


THE PR LUVVY

Lynne Franks


Age: 59.

Occupation: PR

consultant.

Celebrity FANS: Journalist Janet Street Porter and pop saint Bob Geldof.

Phobias: Toilet sharing.

She said: “I’m not an entertainer. I am a businesswoman, a teacher, a writer and an activist. So maybe women can relate and say: ‘God, if she can do it, I can do it.’ ”


THE SEXY BABE

Gemma Atkinson

Age: 22.

Occupation: Actress/model.

Celebrity FANS: Ex Hollyoaks stars Terri Dwyer and Mikyla Dodd.

Phobias: Snakes, ostriches, spiders and sleepwalking.

She said: “I’m worried about sleeping on camera. I sleepwalk and talk and I’m a big snorer. So that might be embarrassing.

“I have an abnormal sleep

pattern. We had a baby gate until I was quite an old age at home because I sleepwalk. I’ve crawled into my wardrobe before, so I’m just hoping I don’t do anything or, you know, get in bed with anybody when I’m asleep!”
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Who's zoo in the jungle

WASHED-UP pop stars, long-forgotten soap actors and general nobodies – it can only mean one thing . . . I’m A Celeb is coming back on the telly.

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I'M A CELEBRITY: THE RUNNERS AND RIDERS Mirror


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JANICE: MY LUST FOR WOMBATS


Wacky American Janice Dickinson will fill the role of last year's jungle eccentric David Gest.

Janice, 52, who had flings with Rolling Stones legend Mick Jagger and film star Liam Neeson, said: "I'll win because I'm gonna go have sex with wombats.

P-leeese....come on, I dated Sir Mick Jagger.

You don't think I couldn't have sex with wombats?

"Marsupials beware."

Janice joked that her luxury item is a Vivienne Westwood corsett.

"If I'm wearing that, I don't think one snake or creepy - crawly thing would dare to crawl down my cleavage.

"But if Malcolm McClaren is in the jungle with me, he can slide anywhere he wants.

That's awesome.

He started the friggin Sex Pistols.

He's an icon.

Maybe I'd be up for a bit of Malcolm.

Welcome to the real jungle - Moi!

Thank God I waxed...."

Feisty Janice, mother of two grown-up children, said she feels sorrier for the contestants than she does for the jungle critters.

She thinks the voting British viewers will like her: "They will relate to me because I'm real - except for my t*ts."

Describing I'm A Celebrity as "the ultmate reality show" she said she will not put up with any bulls**t from her fellow campers.

"And I hate flatulence."

Janice said she is taking the regulation two bikinis in with her, but added: "I'm a nudist, so it doesn't really matter.

They asked me to wear a modesty suit.

I say Adam and Eve were born without clothes, why shouldn't I be naked?"

Her real luxury item is a product called Egyptian Magic, which is lubricant for her lips, nails and hair.

On the subject of going without sex in the jungle for up to three weeks, Janice joked: "Since I had sex with Liam Neeson, you know, the earth has already shaken."
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5 BEDS FOR 10 Jungle CELEBS
Frank Thorne In Murwillumbah (Who Ate A Witchetty Grub And Survived) 1

I'm A Celebrity chiefs are trying to orchestrate a steamy rumble in the jungle - by only providing five beds for the 10 contestants.

And they are likely to get their wish - thanks to bikini-clad soap star Gemma Atkinson, who says she fancies getting up close to former boyband singer Jason "J" Brown.

Former Hollyoaks star Gemma says she is likely to smooch J, 31, a pin-up with 90s boyband 5ive... as she had a crush on him as a schoolgirl.

Gemma, 22, said: "I'll blush when I see him in the jungle because I had his picture on my pencil case at school when I was about 14.

"I used to collect stickers of him from Smash Hits magazine, so if I get close to J in the jungle, people will automatically accuse me a flirting with him. Already the whole J thing is building up, so there's a lot of pressure once we do get to meet."

When the 10 arrive in the Australian camp, the first thing they will discover is there are not enough beds to go around. Three of the celebs will have to sleep in hammocks strung from the trees - or share a bed. The other two stars will have the luxury of their own treehouse - which will be ideal for private canoodling.

Itv producers are desperate to recreate the ratings-winning love match between Peter Andre and Jordan in the 2002 series.

Gemma admitted: "I do tend to get on better with lads than with girls. I think I'll get on with him. I'm officially single, so if anything romantic happens, it happens, but if doesn't, so be it."

But she warned: "It takes a good piece of bait to get me hooked, so the boys will have to do very well. Two weeks is not really enough time."

Gemma, who paraded for the cameras yesterday in a tiny bikini, went on: "If it feels right, we'll meet up for a drink after we come out of the jungle.

"I know the whole Jordan and Peter thing worked, which was great and they are a fab couple. But I would be a bit embarrassed falling in love and everything on telly in front of everybody.

"I mean, it's bad enough taking your fella home to meet your mother, never mind everyone else seeing him."

Meanwhile, in other changes, there will be no camp leaders in this year's show. Producers hope this will provoke a series of rows and feuds as contestants battle for superiority.

The show kicks off tomorrow evening on ITV.

Panto star Christopher Biggins and man-eating Kate Hopkins of The Apprentice are on standby to enter the jungle if any of the 10 walks out or is thrown off the show.

Trials are most revolting ever
The Bushtucker Trials - which decide what food the celebs get - will be most revolting yet. One even involves eating a LIVE MOTH.

Failure in any assignment will mean going on punishment rations of rice and beans.

Apart from more crocodiles and dangerous snakes, and tons of creepy-crawlies, the celebrities will have to play games including:

Grave Danger - in which a contestant will be buried alive in a coffin full of water and rats.

Meal Or No Meal - an eating trial with a horrible live-bug twist.

Wheel Of Misfortune - in which a contestant will be strapped inside a wheel and challenged to catch food stars.

Rumble In The Jungle - in which a celeb will have to manoeuvre a small jeep across a high wire highway over water Show adviser Chris Lore, who devised the trials and tested them on Aussie guineapigs, bragged: "One tough bloke flatly refused to even embark on one of the trials. I was very pleased."

HELLO CAMPERS
Ex-EASTENDERS star Marc Bannerman has been crying for his mum...before he has even set foot in the jungle. Marc, 34, said he had pleaded with producers to let her into the camp as his "luxury item". He revealed: "I wanted to smuggle my mum in to sing me sweet lullabys at night."

Meanwhile, fans hoping for a glimpse of Marc showering naked will be disappointed: "My mum will be watching and she hasn't seen me naked since I was three years old."

Singer Cerys Matthews is desperate for romance in the jungle. But the Welsh beauty has specified that, apart from being good in bed, her new man should also be a handy plumber and an electrician all rolled into one. Cerys, 38, said: "I hate to go hungry. I would even eat a kangaroo bum, provided they cleaned it first!"

Her big fear is whether her singing will annoy her fellow campers.

"I like to sing What A Wonder ful World and Love Me Tender, which might get on everyone's nerves."

Football legend Rodney Marsh says he was due to appear in last year's show - but bottled out of it at the last minute.

"Basically, I lost my bottle," he said.

"That has been a closely guarded secret until now.

This time the timing is right for me, but I must admit I'm starting to lose my bottle again.

I am very nervous more about the mental challenge."

Rodney says the producers have told him he can shower in the nude if he wants..."but I told them I'd rather see the girls do that."

Pr guru Lynne Franks has one fear of the jungle..."I might have a Carol Thatcher moment in the middle of the night and wee in the woods.

I would happily pee in the woods, but I will try to avoid having one in the actual camp.

I've wee'd in the woods before.

I'm a bit of a nature buddy and I go camping a lot."

Would she like to be Queen of the Jungle?

Lynne: "I'd like to be Goddess of the Jungle - I'm already Queen of my life."

Changing Rooms presenter Anna Ryder Richardson wants to get cosy with rats - because she and her husband Colin have just bought a zoo in South Wales.

"I thought it might help me to get used to them," she said.

Anna, 43, has banned her kids, aged four and five, from watching the show "because they would burst into tears if they saw mummy wrestling a croc".

As for the challenge of eating a crocodile *****, she laughed: "I'd chew it but I wouldn't swallow."

Chef John Burton Race has told how he ate a scorpion - when he was just four years old.

"It tried to bite me, so I bashed it and then ate it," said John, 50, who will do the camp cooking if necessary.

John said he had put on 10lbs in weight in past week, so he can live off his body fat if his fellow celebs fail to win food for the camp.

"I don't mind eating witchetty grubs and insects.

If you can eat an oyster, you can eat a witchetty grub," he said.

Former 5ive singer J Brown claims he was once a badly-behaved hotel room-trasher.

"But all that is behind me," he said.

"I don't feel that way now.

Breaking up hotel rooms and all that was all due to stress, caused by record executives flogging me and my band mates like dead donkeys."

And the good news is he has vowed not to sing any of his old 5ive songs: "I don't want to bore everyone," he said.
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SEXY SECRETS OF NEW CAMP

THE new jungle gang are in for shocks the moment they head into the Aussie outback.

Saucy telly bosses are really shaking things up this year.

They have even installed hidden cameras to spy on the girls as they shower.

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I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here


While Celebrity Big Brother has left a bad taste in viewers' mouths, there's something about watching celebs munch fish eyes and crocodile ***** that never fails to bring a huge grin to our faces.

And scrolling back over the past six series, it's incredible how many all-time favourite TV moments this show has spawned - each one of them totally unpredictable.

With Malcolm McLaren walking out before he went in, the remaining celebrities are Hollyoaks babe Gemma Atkinson, ex-footballer Rodney Marsh, Changing Rooms' Anna Ryder Richardson, Catatonia singer Cerys Matthews, former EastEnder Marc Bannerman, 'J' Brown formerly of Five, supermodel Janice Dickinson, chef John Burton Race and PR guru Lynne Franks - but don't be surprised to see some extra arrivals.

Tonight we join Ant and Dec to see what terrifying stunt the producers have come up with this year for getting them into the jungle, although if last year's winner Matt Willis had his way, they'd all have to eat a kangaroo's bumhole before they could even pass go. Matt and his fiancee Emma Griffiths will be fronting the companion show I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here ... NOW! over on ITV2.


Producers have promised that this years' trials will be the toughest yet - but they always say that and really that's only a small part of why we love this show.

We watch it for those unscriptable moments like Paul Burrell's squeals, Natalie Appleton yelping "I touched a tree!" the mad, mad world of David Gest, Dean Gaffney's freak-out and the general Insania of watching spoiled celebs with too much time on their hand.

This year's jungle dwellers have a lot to live up to.
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For a show based on the humiliation of K-listers, I'm a Celebrity ... has relaunched a lot of careers


Charlie Brooker
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I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here! - ITV's star-studded "re-imagining" of Cannibal Holocaust - starts again tonight, and I can't wait. Actually, that's a lie - I can wait. For ages. In fact I'll Sky Plus it so I can skip all the ad breaks and boring bits. With judicious fast-forwarding you can pack an hour of the show into less than 15 minutes.

If you enjoy this sort of thing, it's best to watch it on your own, like pornography. There's no point tuning in if you live with a genteel aesthete or snooty John Humphrys type: their appalled, disgruntled huffing tends to drown out all the screaming and eyeball-munching. But viewed alone, it's ideal background wallpaper; something pointless to glance at while checking your emails.


I just wish the technology would hurry up so I could watch it in a little inset box in the corner of the screen while simultaneously playing a videogame. That kind of demented convergence isn't far off - a few months ago I was playing a 3D murderthon called Prey or Bludgeon or Sociopath or something, and was startled to discover that the levels were peppered with TV sets spooling old movies such as To Kill a Mocking Bird in their entirety, which meant if you fancied a break from the relentless slaughter you could sit down and watch Gregory Peck gently plead for tolerance for a few minutes, then turn round and blast someone's jaw off with a shotgun. That's the future of entertainment, right there.

Weirdly, for a programme based around the relentless humiliation of desperate K-listers, I'm a Celebrity has a fairly solid track record of relaunching careers (far better than, say, the now defunct Celebrity Big Brother, which, in the fame stakes, surely ranks 10 steps below releasing an internet sex tape starring yourself and a microwaveable ready meal for one). Joe Pasquale did OK out of I'm a Celeb. So did Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. And Peter Andre. And Jordan. Modern deities, one and all. When Myleene Klass entered, she was a washed-up former pop singer. By the time she left, she was the most desirable woman in Britain. M&S put her on massive billboards, just so the grey, trudging populace below could glance heavenwards, between guttural sobs of despair, and gaze upon a bikini-clad example of all they should aspire to be. Not bad for a show that forces its contestants to eat boiled kangaroo anuses.

Tonight's line-up is headed by profoundly irritating self-declared "inventor of punk" Malcolm McLaren, who's presumably taking part in the hope that it will further his reputation as a shocking iconoclast, although since that reputation exists only in the minds of two or three idiots, one of whom is McLaren himself, this seems unlikely. Besides, Johnny Rotten did it a few years back and almost certainly won't be beaten. If he hadn't walked out, he'd have won.

Also present are Rodney Marsh, "legendary PR guru" Lynne Franks and Michelin-starred chef John Burton Race (who perpetually resembles a cross between Victor Meldrew and Droopy). There's also former EastEnder Marc Bannerman, aka Gianni, the dopey-looking Di Marco, who somehow always looked as though he was on the verge of gurgling for birthday cake like a four-year-old. He decided to take part after pal Dean Gaffney (tortured to the brink of madness on the show last year) advised him to "go for it". "I trust his judgment - he's a shrewd fella," says Marc, exhibiting a tear-jerking degree of gormless blind faith in the wisdom of friends.

Then there's someone from Five. There's always someone from Five in these things. There's no way there's only five of them. They just keep reappearing, like ceaseless waves of enemies emerging from a spawn point in an old-school videogame. This one's called J, which implies that instead of giving them proper names, the central processing unit is merely assigning them a random letter the moment they materialise, presumably in order to conserve processing power for the gigantic end-of-level boss, who is scheduled to arrive some time midway through 2009, once we've blasted our way through his 26 minions.

The most surprising inclusion is erstwhile Catatonia frontwoman Cerys Matthews. The news that she was taking part was accompanied by gasps of pity and mild despair from almost everyone I know. "Why?" they all said. "Why? It's such a shame." It's a bit like when Kirsty MacColl died.

Completing the pack are former Changing Rooms decorator Anna Ryder Richardson, 200-year-old supermodel Janice Dickinson (played by Steve Tyler from Aerosmith) and ex-Hollyoaks star Gemma Atkinson (a major figure in the Nuts/Zoo Axis of *******). Disappointingly, there's as yet no sign of ruddy-cheeked Apprentice psychopath Katie Hopkins, who was rumoured to be appearing, but since they always lob a few more contestants in the moment things start getting boring (ie somewhere around day three), there's still plenty of time for her to show up and gnaw the eyes out of a wombat's face or something as part of a Bushtucker Trial.

If past series are anything to go by, one or more of these people can expect to be hosting their own gameshow this time next year. And whoever it is, good luck to them. Unless it's Malcolm McLaren.
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