Joe Swash and Nicola McLean teamed up this evening to exact their own cruel form of revenge on Timmy Mallet's annoying habits.The former TV presenter has been howling and giggling his way through his first few days in the jungle to the extreme vexation of the other campers.
Both he and fellow new arrival David Van Day have managed to fall on the wrong side of the original stars since descending upon the camp a week ago.
Swash and McLean, who managed to secure beer for the group in a challenge earlier that day, descended into giggles as they swiped the bottle set aside for Mallet.
The EastEnders actor's eyes flew manically about as he anticipated the rollocking that Mallet was likely to give him on his return. He and McLean plotted a deceptive plan to convince Mallet that his bottle had merely broken by mistake and they took to the Telegraph to confess their sins.
Timmy Mallet returned from whatever he was doing and the pair prepared themselves. Then... nothing. No retribution. No punishment. How anti-climactic. How dull.
He'll never make a decent villain if he can't even spot when his beer's been robbed.
Telegraph
