Fans of high maintenance, artificially busty women, stand by. Jordan and Peter Andre are on the verge of splitting.
Well, that’s the rumour. Again.
According to reports, the pneumatic Jordan / Katie – we forget which one she is at any given moment – and husband, former abs-bearing popstar Peter, have cleared their diaries this week to hold crisis talks about their future together.
Photos of which will appear shortly in OK! magazine. Probably.
The two married three years ago after meeting on I’m A Celebrity but, after selling tales of their fairytale romance to the tabloids, gossip mags and television, it appears things aren’t good.
Peter’s even postponed recording his new album as a result of the problems.
So it’s not all bad news then.
Peter’s official reason is that he’s ‘just not feeling creative’ according to the Mirror. Surely though as long as the songwriters and the session musicians are feeling creative, it can still be business as usual?
‘Peter is feeling miserable because he is constantly fighting with Katie,’ a friend told the red top. ‘Last weekend he walked out on her and went to stay at his brother's apartment for a few days.
‘He came back because he missed the kids but things have been terrible since Wednesday.
‘Peter doesn't want to go away while they aren't getting on, so he's concentrating on his marriage.’
Jordan has remained tight lipped over this current development.
Which can only mean a tabloid story is merely hours away… Megastar
