Jord of the jungle will send us wild

EXPLODING boobs, rows over cash and hissy fits all round.

It can only be the curtain raiser to the one reality show that’s still worth watching.

Yes, I’m A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out Of Here! is back with the usual motley crew of monstrous egos, flaky divas and attention seekers.

This year the casting is inspired. Jordan has predictably said she’ll get her kit off.

Well that is why she’s there and I reckon we’ll have to wait about three seconds before those massive mammaries are exposed to the fresh air.

This is becoming the "Big Chest" show