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Author:  Alex's Angel [ 26 Jan 04, 16:45 ]
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Jungle celebrities competing for Jordan's affections?

Lord Brocket and Peter Andre seemed to be competing for Jordan's affections as the contestants made their final preparations for I'm a Celebrity.. Get Me Out of Here!

Lord Brocket repeatedly grabbed the model's boobs while the former pop singer flirted with her and laid his head in her lap.

Jordan stripped down to a thong as the contestants spent the day learning survival skills before going off into the Australian jungle.

It was a day of smutty humour and double entendres as the contestants got in the mood for the reality TV show.

Even former BBC Royal correspondent Jenny Bond got in on the act when, while learning how to make a fire without matches, she asked: "Who's good at blowing?"

Kerry McFadden giggled: "I'm very good," to cheers from Lord Brocket who added: "We need some good lungs...Jordan, you've got a good pair!"

Ananova


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Author:  the hippo [ 30 Jan 04, 21:28 ]
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speaking as a hetrosexual male i don't get the attraction in jordan. she's got a face like a badgers arse and a body that should be in a circus freak show. give me alex best any time

Author:  Madeline [ 30 Jan 04, 21:49 ]
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Jordan looks like a Blow-Up doll. The Lord maybe pretending to flirt with her, In the real world he would not touch her with barge pole.

Like you Hippo! Alex Best is more his type. {@}

Author:  the hippo [ 30 Jan 04, 21:52 ]
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:eek: aaarrgh are you saying i'm like the ponsy lord
i used to like you madeline :D

Author:  Madeline [ 31 Jan 04, 1:50 ]
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Think of it this way Hippo>>> You have aristocratic leanings. ;) :D

Author:  the hippo [ 02 Feb 04, 21:51 ]
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aah! that's ok then :-? ::lol::

Author:  cruelledeville [ 03 Feb 04, 8:34 ]
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the hippo wrote:
speaking as a hetrosexual male i don't get the attraction in jordan. she's got a face like a badgers arse and a body that should be in a circus freak show. give me alex best any time


Speaking as a hetrosexual female, I don't get your rude comments regarding Katie Price?

She is very attractive and has a very strong personality. "Badgers arse and circus freak"? I don't think so !

Alex Best is boring, timid and very weak, she is very quiet and easily manipulated. I would assume a very inadequate type of man or woman would go for her. :D

Author:  ADRIAN_L [ 03 Feb 04, 10:39 ]
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.....i don't think Jordan is attractive at all. :-?

she's got a bad complexion, :-?

an over inflated chest,
and no dignity :-?

sleeps with minor celebs, and then "kisses and tells" :-?

and has a horrendous nasal whine, of a voice -
(needs to get her adanoids ,sorted). :-(

.... an unfashionable and non-p.c point of view,
but instead of behaving like a cheap Kings Cross prostitute,
perhaps she should spend more time, caring for her disabled son.

Author:  Madeline [ 03 Feb 04, 10:50 ]
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Jordan doesn't have any children to take care of.!

Blow-up dolls have no dignity, They are there for the pleasure of the inadequate man.

Someone has to show the minor and high profile Celebs up for the 2 faced cheating low life they are!

Author:  ADRIAN_L [ 03 Feb 04, 10:57 ]
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Madeline wrote:
Jordan doesn't have any children to take care of.!



...with respect, Madeleine, - you really need to get your facts correct.

...she has a disabled and blind son, called Harvey, who was
fathered by the footballer Dwight Yorke.

.....i won't hold my breath, for an apology. :roll:

Author:  Rosemary [ 03 Feb 04, 11:42 ]
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It's an easy mistake to make...I don't think I've heard her mention him once :evil:

Author:  cheekiechickie [ 03 Feb 04, 12:01 ]
Post subject:  JORDAN’S furious lover is flying to Australia.....

.....to DECK randy Peter Andre.

From the Sun

Author:  Niki [ 03 Feb 04, 13:16 ]
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I for one cant believe she would leave her son!!!

I see her boyfriend (who didnt complain when the Sun printed he had been dumped) is trying to get on the front page :roll: Sheesh Kebab, she is giving as good as she is getting though IMO.

Author:  ADRIAN_L [ 03 Feb 04, 13:19 ]
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Niki wrote:
I for one cant believe she would leave her son!!!


....she's dumped the poor kid, on her mother, whilst,
she's in the jungle making a prat of herself and Peter A. :-?

Author:  Niki [ 03 Feb 04, 13:23 ]
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I knew he was close by with her Mum, but I mean, I cant believe anybody could leave a child. Babies need their mum, and he will be relying on her scent, and there are so many complications. i'd understand if she was tired and needed a night out, but TEN weeks you could be possibly spending away from your child is disgusting IMO.

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