Sun Thursday 29th January 04
The King of Slime
SLIMY Peter Andre became the hero of the camp last night after winning TEN meals for his pals.
The pop poseur braved slippery eels, snakes, rats and a pick and mix of insects in easily the worst Bushtucker Trial so far.
Peter, 30, had to put his head inside suspended perspex boxes containing the beasties — then pluck a star hanging in the container with his MOUTH.
Before the trial, show doctor Medic Bob told him: “Nothing in these boxes have dangerous venom, but everything can bite you and some have claws.”
The singer admitted to Ant and Dec he was terrified of snakes and spiders — but was determined to win the grub in the trial called Head For Horror.
Donning goggles, he marched straight to the first box, suspended from a tree and containing stick insects.
The next container held MAGGOTS and flies. Peter exclaimed: “It smells like s***.”
He came face to face with ten spiders in the third box, but said: “There’s no way I’m not going to do it.”
Bush rats were running about in the fourth container, to which Peter yelled: “Oh God.” And there were rainforest bees in the fifth box, although Peter just said: “No worries.” The singer had bush cockroaches in the sixth container and Ant yelled: “Oh no, you stink, no offence.”
But there was worse to come in the seventh box which was crawling with Huntsman spiders.
One was even on the star Peter had to pull with his teeth.
After grabbing the food token Peter said: “S*** man, I really was scared.”
Eels were wriggling about in the eighth container, but Peter just said: “I eat these, I love these things.” Then he discovered the box was full of eel slime as well and he yelled: “Oh yuck — you guys are sick.”
To win the final two stars Peter had to stick his head inside a black box without knowing what lurked inside.
It was crawling with shingle-backed lizards, spotted pythons and water dragons. But again he won the challenge.
After his triumphant return to the I’m A Celebrity camp, he bragged: “It was really hard, the snakes were the worst — they were biting me. We’re going to eat a good meal tonight.”
Before the challenge — and referring to Kerry McFadden getting just two tokens on her trial — he said: “We’re at the stage where we are so hungry.”
As he decided to go for it, he joked: “I am going to be attracting a lot of rats later on — I don’t seem to be attracting anything else!”
That was a clear reference to his unsuccessful flirting with Jordan.
As the pair cosied up earlier, Peter asked: “You know the wild side of you that everyone knows?”
Jordan nodded and said: “I have got it in me, but I haven’t got the energy over here.”
Peter then continued: “I like you better when you’re not like that.”
The shirty model rapped: “You haven’t seen me when I’m like that.”
Sun
I have to hand it to Peter, that he did very well in the BTT's,
even if the man does seem to have the same brain power as Joey from friends.
I hope not 
