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Ouch, did anyone see Stan chop his thumb with the axe? He had to go to hospital for 6 stitches!

Its not his THUMB that needs cutting off either!?!

I feel really sorry for Vanilla ice (or Rob van Winkle) as they seem to pick on him a lot. If I was him last night and Stan offered me out like that I would have taken him on he's such a big headed git and Margy Clark just follows him around like a sheep and agrees with what ever he says.

Really? You feel sorry for Rob? I can't stand the guy! I can understand why Stan gets so annoyed with him, I'd be miffed if I was working like a trojan and someone else was getting out of everything they could. He's so full of himself and I'm not quite sure why he's there.

One thing I have to agree with Rob on, Stan sets himself a pace and expects the rest of the crew to keep up. It is not Stan's place to tell Rob anything, he handed the managment position over to Debbie because he was not up to the job. It is Debbie who should be sharing out the work and dealing with any slaskers...........Not Stan's.
You can see it building up in Stan all day, he runs around like a mad man doing his own chores and gets narked his own words when others dont work as fast as him.
Rob is to use an American phrase a dumb ass he doesn't take the work seriously enough and plays round like a 10 year old. He revealed how big a wimp he really is when he backed out of the confrontation with Stan the other night to save face he should continue to be the lazy ass he has been from day one.
IMO: Stan is not working harder then the others because he is so conscientioous, he is doing it because that is the pace he sets himself.

*nodding*

*winking*

*laughing*

*chuckle*

I don't know if you are watching the show at the moment.......anyone turning on right now would think Stan was the only farm hand. The others are obvisouly outside doing their chores but Ch5 seem to want to give Stan all the coverage.

I'm at work so can't watch.

Celebs In The Sack
The Farmhands have put on a united front in order to compete in today's Farmyard Olympics, where sack racing and egg throwing were the order of the day.

Proving he's no one trick pony, Jon the Vet took a break from tending to the animals to talk the celebrities through some traditional countryside games, including sack racing, egg throwing and hopping around on one leg with your arms crossed trying to wallop your partner.

"Oh my god this is so much fun," squealed Rebecca.

The event - held in one of the fields - kicked off with sack racing. Vanilla's team (Rebecca, Terry and Jeff) achieved a stunning victory, leaping fearlessly over bails of hay and generally proving to be quite nifty in the sack.



"Chose your egg carefully," Jon advised as he talked the team through the next game - egg throwing, the aim of which was to toss eggs without breaking them.

He might be dairy by name, but Vanilla Ice proved that by nature he's a little short of a pro when it comes to handling a yolky mess. "Oh Stifler, why'dya throw it so far?" the American moaned when he ended up covered in shell.

Stan's team scored another victory during the tug-of-war, but it was eventually Vanilla's side who came out on top, thanks to a triumphant wheelbarrow race - meaning that they will be exempt from rest of today's chores.

Vanilla was typically animated in success, simulating pig mating on an unsuspecting Jeff.

That wasn't in the rules, Ice man!
Ch5

Loos is pain in Annus
SLEAZY Senorita Rebecca Loos is to give David Beckham more grief in a TV documentary about his worst-ever year.


She will talk about their alleged affair in the Sky One show David Beckham’s Annus Horribilis.

The brunette — currently on Channel 5 reality show The Farm — will also discuss the England skipper’s other troubles since moving to Real Madrid.

He was accused of romps with model Sarah Marbeck and there were reports his marriage to wife Victoria had suffered.

Beckham also played poorly in Euro 2004 and missed a vital penalty.

A show insider said: “The documentary will look at how Beckham may have lost his looks and his form following his affair with Rebecca Loos. It isn’t a hatchet job, but will tell the tale of his rotten year.”

The Queen coined the phrase Annus Horribilis in 1992 following the break-ups of Charles and Diana and Andrew and Fergie and the Windsor Castle fire.

Becks told an interviewer how he often longs to escape the pressures of fame, saying: “I’d love to be able to take my children to the park without anyone taking pictures.”

Rebecca's farm hand



Pull the other one ... Rebecca and porker, left



REBECCA Loos gets to grips with a boar on reality show The Farm yesterday — as she fills a flask with its semen.

Afterwards she complained her arm ached, moaning: “He humped away for five minutes.”
Sun

One of the farm hands will be leaving tonight. The suspence seeems to be getting to Jeff. When he was working with Ryan today he could not resist the opportunity to ask Ryan if he knew who was going tonight. Ryan, told him he had no idea who would be leaving..........so Jeff in none the wiser.
The eviction is shown live on the 10pm show tonight. I would be happy to see the back of Stan, imo, he is a pain in the you know whats. It would be fun who ever goes if they made Rob farm manager he would soon have to toe the line and get his dumb-ass into gear.
Here are the numbers you will need if you want to vote:



Jeff Brazier
phone: 09014 900 602 text: Jeff to 88368

Margi Clarke
phone: 09014 900 604text: Margi to 88368

Rebecca Loos
phone: 09014 900 605 text: Rebecca to 88368

Ritchie Neville
phone: 09014 900 606 text: Ritchie to 88368

Vanilla Ice (Rob)
phone: 09014 900 607 text: Rob to 88368

Stan Collymore
phone: 09014 900 608 text: Stan to 88368

Terry Christian
phone: 09014 900 609 text: Terry to 88368




Straight To The Point
If you sleep with a member of the same sex, does that make you gay?

This was the hot topic of discussion that Rob threw into the mix - even before breakfast - this morning.

It was sparked by talk of the sexuality of some of his fave rock stars, and followed last night's confession by Rebecca that she had had a 9-month relationship with a woman.

Rob proposed that if you've had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex, you're gay. But Rebecca argued that that made you bi-sexual, kicking off an amusing ping-pong match of opinions.

"If you're bi-sexual, you're gay," retorted Rob. "That's just it."
"That's NOT it," Rebecca hit back.
"There's no crossing the line."
"There is crossing the line."
"No, there's not."
"Yes, there is."
"If you're gay, you're gay."
"No, you're not."
And so it went on...



Rob assured her that all men agree on this point. "What about a woman?" Rebecca asked. Same thing, he reckoned. "Just accept what you are," he said with a laugh.

But he also reckoned it was easier for a girl, basing his arguments on the Farm's randy sows. "It's kind of nature...look at the pigs...they don't even know what lesbian is."

"I ain't got no problem with it," he asserted, luckily for the saucy porkers. Pacing restlessly round the kitchen, he looked like he was about to get his teeth into another topic.

"Man, I don't care what you are," he started. "And they should allow gay marriages." This inevitably kicked off another weighty discussion, which lasted right through breakfast.

"We're all one," was his beautiful conclusion, as only Stan remained, playing with a kitten on the sofa. "All these issues and s*** we all fight over are just ridiculous."

True - perhaps, but Rob still seems to be slap bang in the middle of... well most of them!
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