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then on the ITV2 show Leo came inches from battering the bloke presenter ... Moddlemarsh just managed to stop him .. the look of fear in the male presenters face was epic

Brendan mashing Lee .. spot on .. Lees mates .. so lee you got done in by a dancer .

I didn't have time to watch LI during BB7 - just caught bits of it since Kate arrieved, trying to catch-up now.

Kate seems to be the most 'down to earth' of the females from what I've seen so far. I must say, after all the fuss made about Kate being too skinny she certainly looks a good size to me. I thought - as she arrived late in the show, Kate would have been evicted Sunday night, glad to see she's still there.

Kate never did have good taste in men Spencer and the "thats disgusting bloke" has she just added that tw@t Lee to the list

Oh dear me .. this bloke yells at women when they dont fancy him and gets drunk and starts fights he loses.. hes continualy moaning and is a lazy ass f@@@@r .. yea her type alright

Have you giving up on women now Hippo, or just trying to understand them. I did that a long time ago.

Yes, another horrible episode, that sucked away a little more of my corroding soul. Lees a twonk, then she snogs him, whoopee.

Kieltys right about her complexion, you'd of thought she'd of done something about it before appearing on TV, for a couple of weeks.

Lucky no-ones watching it I suppose

The afterwrath!

Yes, it’s the morning after the night before, and as the boys wake up wincing with vague memories of their madness, Brendan stalks over to Lee’s bed and stretches out a hand.

But as lil’ Lee stirs fondling his throbbing ear lobe, he turns down the poised paw and puffs out his chest from the safety of his pillow!

“I’m not having it again man, it just feels like any excuse you’ve got you lay it on real thick,” he croaks.

“Dude whatever the situation I’m not going to go into it today,” Brendan bawls, storming off back down to his bed. “I’m going to say to you, listen let’s shake hands.”

“I just don’t want you doing it again,” Lee moans, lovingly caressing the inflated lobe.

And after an awkward handshake and few grunts of apology…both boys ended up in the Beach Hut mouthing off all over again!

“To be honest I’ve had enough,” Brendan growled, seething with anger.

“Anybody that hits you - it goes beyond reconciliation unless it’s one of your best mates…

“So much has happened between him and myself I actually don’t really care any more.”

“My ear is f**king killing,” Lee whimpered later on.

And it does look like a shiner!

“I kind of feel for Lee because his ear is aching,” a bleary-eyed Chris cooed in the Beach Hut shortly afterwards.

“It’s pretty purple and it looks like blood was drawn. Yeah man it was like damn, he hit him harder than we thought.”

Do you think Lee deserved a good lamping? Vote in our poll!
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Chris rocks the boat

One is not amused

The boys are back in town, and after what can only be described as the crrrrazy shenanigans that kicked off on their outing, the girls are eager to know what they got up to out there.

So off they tottered into the Secret Suite, where showed them the footage in all its glory!

“Are you sure they’re models?” Sophie said, as the tape started rolling.

And then the kissing kicked off…

“These girls have got no morals!” Soph gasped, as Calum, Chris and Lee went in for the snogs.

“I’m really surprised at Chris,” she grimaced. “You know, Vicky, myself, Colleen, I’m really surprised.

“That’s not the Chris I thought I knew. So you know what Vicky, thanks for the bottle of wine over my head, but there you go.”

So off Soph sauntered back into the Resort, where she branded Mr Brosnan “a dirty slapper” before barging into the Beach Hut.

“I just feel like I was used,” she sniffed. “I had a bottle of wine poured over my head for what?

“And that really f**ks me off and I’m really upset actually.”

Yep, she certainly is. But as you’ll soon find out, Mr Brosnan is brimming with pride nevertheless!
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Not quite sure Kate snogged Lee - looked like a few pecks to me - & it certainly looks like the producers are overplaying it - ie were Kate & Lee filmed before the eviction - or after?
And not strictly sure the footage shown was 24 hours before the edited programme was broadcast?? - they looked like they were dressed differently to me.
As I've said before, there is a dreadful contrivance to the programme we're served up - Kate has been briefed by the producers to 'flirt' & she looks totally uncomfortable doing it - which is why I always said the programme was complete crap.
Kate thinks Lee is a 'nice' kid - but she doesn't fancy him.


How will the producers play this??
Will they make Lee look a fool for the second time?? You bet!

Patrick Kielty made a joke about Kate's 'complexion' last week on 'Aftersun' & last night, but the producers are there to pisstake - tho Kate will tough it out.
It's unfortunate that Kate who we all know to be beautiful has had to deal with this skin problem on prime time national TV - but the woman has quite astonishing resolve - & will do.

Kate always take on her critics - & I'm not talking about misogynistic assholes & sorry sibley fans on internet forums who are still obsessed with her.

I think appearing on Love Island was a BAD BAD decision for The Great Lady - the programme is contrived bollox - but she still deserves our support.

I’m really enjoying watching this shite-it is quite a laugh. Kate seems to be liked and respected by everyone on the island which is probably all you can expect from a show like this. She has energised the last two weeks which was the point. Even Banders seems to be a fan and is following her around like she wants a piece of the Brawler. The only downside is that the prickly humid heat is creating some skin blotches on Kate’s fair skin-still nothing to get concerned about and Kate doesn’t seem to mind. Second favourite to win. Generally I’m not sure about the future-I feel I’ve read the Katie book a few times and maybe it’s time to move on.Time will tell I suppose.

Boozy Best slates Kate

TACTLESS Kate was in tears after a row with Calum - fearing she had upset him by talking about his drinking habit.

The pair were chatting in the kitchen and Kate joked that Calum was 'foul-mouthed' and the 'biggest drinker' in reference to the Ask Kate game yesterday.

But Calum was not impressed, saying: "Don't point the finger at me again. Who do you think you are? It annoyed me that you accused me of taking someone's beer. Think about what you're saying."

"Look, it's not a big deal," he continued. "I don't mind being called a big drinker, I like a drink, I just don't like the fact you said I nicked his beer.”

When Kate tried to stand up for herself, Calum said: "I'm not in the mood at all. I apologise if you took me the wrong way."

Later Lee told Kate that Calum might have been upset about his dad.

He said: "I think it's a bit of a sore point for him."

"I didn't think about that," she admitted, starting to cry.

"If that was me that had lost my dad and someone made a joke," she said regretfully. "I'm so thick I didn't understand."

Lee reassured her by saying: "I told him you didn't mean it so I think he's forgotten about it and you should forget about it too."

theSUN

22 August 2006
ISLE DO YOU!

TV reality show pair in punch-up
By Pete Samson

LOVE Island rivals Lee Otway and Brendan Cole have had a punch-up after a blazing row.

And it was little Lee who came off worst - even though he landed the first blow.

Things turned nasty on the ITV1 reality show as a simmering feud between the pair came to a head.

They traded insults, then former Hollyoaks actor Lee lashed out.

Strictly Come Dancing star Brendan retaliated by whacking him six times, telling him: "That's one punch for every week you've p***ed me off."

Lee was left with a bloodied ear and a bruised ego.

The fight erupted in the back of a limo as they arrived back in the resort after a booze-fuelled day out on a yacht with Calum and Chris.

Brendan said later: "A few beers have been had and true feelings have come out. I said my piece and then I get a punch thrown at me, and I don't take too kindly to being hit."

Bradford-born Lee said he snapped after Brendan accused him of always having to be the centre of attention.

He moaned: "I want to go home now. I want to walk after that - being battered in the head six times and made to look like a t***. I know in my heart I was in the right."

The pair eventually hugged and made up, but Brendan was unrepentant. He insisted: "In the same situation, I would do the same again."

Mirror

Wow this show is awful ... its not that i dislike the contestants I dont. but I`m lost as to why they are letting the priduction team use them like arrow fodder like they are.

Is this truely a bunch of poeple so desperate to continue to be famous that they will take any flack from the flawed kilty and bint and the derange rants from northern bird who is just weird and the quiz master bloke from that failed POD latenight game show hosted by Barry Evans before it was pulled off telly for being sh1t.

I must say I dont understand what possible attraction Kate would have for Lee, unless shes a Hollyoaks fan then I can see why she might be deluded. Lee is just a @@@@@ IMO...

I must say that the ITV2 show exceeds the dire low levels set by the jungle shows ITV2 pairing of posh totty waster and son of holiday presenter waster.

ITV this show sucks Bubba

Finally Punters Lump On Love Island!

William Hill are at last able to report a £1000 wager on Love Island - their first since the show began. The bet was place by a businessman in his thirties from Bolton who was acting on his wife's advice but was too embarrassed to be identified! He placed the whole lot on Brendan Cole to win the show at odds of 4/6 and should the bet be successful he will make a profit of £666.

"Now that Big Brother has finished we are sure to see an increase in the amount wagered on Love Island. I myself am tempted to put a few quid on Brendan as anyone who punches Lee deserves a few votes", said Hill's spokesman Rupert Adams.

William Hill Love Island Top Male: 4/6 Brendan Cole, 4/1 Callum Best, 9/2 Lee Otway, 5/1 Chris Brosnan
William Hill Love Island Top Female: 1/3 Bianca Gascoigne, 7/2 Kelle Bryan, 6/1 Sophie Anderton.
William Hill How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?: 4/5 Connie, 3/1 Siobhan, 5/1 Leanne, 9/1 Aoife, 14/1 Abi, 16/1 Simona, 33/1 Meliz, 33/1 Helena.

Further information....Rupert Adams...0208 918 3858...0784 1011 584.

Kiss me Kate

23/08 11:33

Ah, unfortunately it is the latter folks, but it all kicked off in Kiss Me Quick, as the celebs set themselves up for sit-ups with a difference.

Each pair had to face one another and pucker up in between the sit up without pulling themselves up or using each other for support.

And Calum and Kate were caning the others, until Brendan pulled them up for controversial techniques.

“It’s a sit-up. We’re doing sit-ups. That is so out of order. It’s a sit-up. How on earth can you say that’s not a sit-up?” the Lawler protested, clearly hung up on the whole sit-up thang.

“Do you know what Brendan, your rules are sh*t. We were doing sit-ups. You’re bang out of order man.”

So understandably, Kate clearly wasn’t too chuffed when Soph and Brendan took to the floor, winning the competition with a similar technique!

“Anyone would think Brendan was competing for his life,” Kate complained in the Beach Hut later on.

Hmm, just wait until she hears just what she could have won…!

Gossip

In it to win it



Yes, today’s Daily Decider sorted the men from the boys, and the winners from the losers, as the celebs were asked to line up in order of who is more likely to kick ass in the coveted competition.

Choosing Bianca and Lee as most likely to lick it, followed by Sophie, Brendan, Kelle, Calum, Kate and Chris, each gave their reasons, and of course The Anderton’s was the most poignant!

“Personally I want Bianca to win because I have been blessed with an amazing career that has spanned 15 years, she’s at the beginning of her career so I would chose for her to be the winner,” she sighed airily.

“I don’t think I’m going to win,” B blurted out. “I didn’t think I was going to get past the first week, so for me, being here is a massive thing. I’m in shock.”

So who will you pick? Not long now people…eek!
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Exclusive: Jayne’s sold on Sophie!


Yes, after weeks of bad karma in her Mouth of the Tyne morsels, Aftersun's leading lady and gorgeous Geordie Jayne has finally succumbed to The Anderton’s charm.

“I have come round to Sophie strangely!” Jayne told us, as we hastily took shelter from the latest monsoon. “It’s a really weird thing.

“I’m not saying she’s the nicest girl in the world.

“She’s the biggest narcissist I’ve ever seen but I think she’s learning a lot about herself in there and I think we’re finally seeing the real Sophie.”

But what about the crrraziness and mind-numbing ‘Me Me’ chat that has vexed our Jayne in the past six weeks?

“Now I’m actually fond of her madness,” Jayne declares. “I don’t take it seriously, whereas at the beginning I thought she was hideous.

“Now I just think, ‘Oh you’re just being Sophie.’

“I just like it when she’s being bossy. I thought that was actually quite sweet and child like in a way.

“She’s been giving us the most entertainment and she has been the most ridiculous.

“She’s inspired the most emotion out of me! And I’m very much looking forward to meeting her now.”

So having loathed the prospect of a catch up when she eventually emerges, how will Jayne fair when faced with Sophie herself?

“I am just going to say, ‘You are a complete mentalist!’” the Geordie jeers. “’You are, you’re more mental than me, hats off, you deserve it my friend!

“I feel like I’ve morphed into her! I am absolutely exhausted. I need to get away from her. I never want to see a picture of that woman again in my life!”
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