BB FANS

christ....hasn't someone shot Patrick Kielty, yet?

and as for Kelly Brook, do what they used to do with all the old strays.... tie her up in a sack and sling her in the sea.

Kelly Brook would seriously give a plank splinters.What a pair of planks those two are...

But Paul...God I hate him but what entertainment!

that would be a waste of a sack -- and when are they going to drop the pretence that this isnt all prerecored and probably TAKE 15 everytime they speak ,.,yet another unlive , unreality show

How can you not like a bloke who reckons any woman that doesnt fancy him is a lesbian!!

Abi And Lee Plans Holiday After The Show


So as Paul sorts out Isabella's 'dream holiday' - a sunlounger in Spain, Abi and Lee also discuss holidays.

Lee's got something more exotic in mind and suggests Singapore and Abi's keen. "Well let's go for a few days."

Lee adds: "I'd love to go. We'd have such a great time."

Excited Abi says: "It's a deal then, you're on. Don't let me down. I'm going to get really excited now and just so you know I'll pay for stuff. I won't expect you to sort me out.
Later Lee asks Abi if she may back out of the plan.

She says: "I'm not going to block it in unless I get a part in a film or something which won't happen."
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Oh..so this isnt some cheap publicity stunt??

Well i expect that film part may get in the way, I've heard they're casting for "Fat Slags 2"

Jayne's Multiple Orgasm Chocolate Mousse!


The relieved and 'starving’ celebrities are finally given their evening meal and to finish it off are presented with chocolate mousse for their pudding.

After their calorie starved day it causes a seismic tremor of genuine excitement.

Liz says: "It makes me want sex. Oh my God it is like sex. Fran have you had some?"

She has a look of ecstasy on her face and adds: "This is like when you stand up and your legs buckle. Oh my God, oh my God."
She adds: "I might have to make myself sick on this. I've got goose bumps. I'll puke but with a smile on my face."

Jayne is already feeling the effects "I want to snog ten blokes. Actually forget that, give me one bloke and I'll shag him!"


Jayne then lights up her post mousse cigarette and adds: "It’s like multiple orgasm. I feel so satisfied. That works for me."

Fran tastes the chocolate mousse and almost passes out in pleasure. He has another spoonful and closes his eyes in ecstasy.

"All you need is a tiny bit of that and your whole body goes Grrrrrrrr."

Abi stares longingly at Lee and says: "That's just gorgeous and totally eatable."

Lee jokes: "Yeah but what did you think of the chocolate mousse!"

Abi and Lee then are lick the chocolate mousse off the spoon and look into each other’s eyes. femalefirst

Nikki To Go Home?


Glamour girl Nikki takes to her bed for the day, still wearing her hat, and saying she is weak from having no food, and that she’s freezing and wants to go home.

She tells Paul in her poorly girl voice ”I told them I don’t want to stay, they are making me miserable, why would I want to stay, I’m so hungry.

"I really needed food today, my body was weak and I’ve been asleep since this morning."
When she asks Paul what time it is, he responds rudely “You know what time it is, it’s dinner time, you know when dinner is, you are not a baby, I don’t have to call you, if you want to eat then eat, if you don’t then f*** it.”

Nikki perks up when Paul takes her some chocolate mousse in bed but her mood drops again later in the evening.


“I’m so hoping I go tomorrow because I’m not at this place, they stopped feeding us, this place is terrible, I want to go home. I’m mad at them; you can’t just take food off us.

“It makes sense that it’s me who is evicted tomorrow, it’s time and I’m not gonna win this, there is no reason for me to be here another day!

Paul tells her he is going to miss her but that she should not sleep in the hat tonight.

“No-one is watching you sleep in the dark” he exclaims.

But Nikki’s adamant the hat’s staying on – even when the lights go out! “I don’t want to take it off till I brush my hair, my hair has been f***ed up this trip, it doesn’t look right, when you see what my hair usually looks like.” femalefirst

Paul and Isabella Extreme Surfers


Paul and Isabella are taken to a well known surf beach where they were given a lesson by a top surfer.

On the boat on the way there a bold Paul says: “I hope we get some big waves.”

Isabella tells him: “You won’t be saying that when you are flat on your arse!”

Once they’ve grasped the basics, they got a board each and allowed to perfect their surfing skills.
It soon becomes apparent that Isabella’s prediction was right and while she surfed all the way into shore, Paul was wiped out on every wave.

Later Paul is lying on Isabella’s lap when she says: “I feel same way you do about certain things. You crack me up. Every day it’s going to get better and better. It’s not necessarily about what you think you know. Remember there are deeper things in life.


Isabella then asks him: “Do my legs feel smooth?”

Paul cheekily strokes up to the top of her leg, replying “Yeah!”

Isabella laughs and says: “Not that bit of my leg!” femalefirst

Paul Wants Isabella Holiday


Paul and Isabella are sunbathing when Paul says: “I can imagine me and you somewhere on holiday together.

“Lying on sunbeds in Spain. I’d be like ‘Hey babe, shall we go and get lunch or shall we go the room before lunch? Or shall we go before and after?’”

A coy Isabella says: “What are you like?”
Paul continues: “What shall we eat tonight or shall we just stay in and not eat. We’ll eat in our room.”


An embarrassed Isabella tries to change the subject: “I’m peeling a bit.”

Sharp as ever, Paul says: “Are you ignoring the subject?”

Isabella denies it so persistent Paul starts up again “We can start off in Italy for my brother’s wedding in Tuscany and we could go on to Spain and France.”

Isabella says “OK.” To which a clearly delighted Paul says: “Good. Sorted. Like it.” [url=http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity_love_island/62352004.htm]femalefirst

somebody slap the issabella women

how could she fancy that prat

she only started fancying him after his fight night ,, shes one fo those girls who like bad boys ,,, her type usualy end up having violent & abusive relationship,, a sad reality

wow that almost made sense

Leslah and FlAbi.......eeewww......Put me off my porridge

She didnt fancy him until he set his stall out for someone else
Funny how some folk are like that

I hope she doesn't win...i thought she was great, but the fact she can like someone has horrible as him makes it impossible for me to carry on liking her!!!