MEMO to TV producers – idea for new TV series.

Think Changing Rooms meets The Salon. Think Carol Vorderman’s Better Homes meets Big Brother. Think Linda Barker and Jade Goody mud-wrestling.

The project, which currently goes under the working title Watching Paint Dry, involves getting a different celebrity in every day to paint one wall of an unsuspecting member of the public’s house.

We broadcast an hour-long highlights programme every night, but – and here’s the beauty of the whole thing – we have round-the-clock coverage of the paint drying.