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Author:  Madeline [ 09 May 05, 15:30 ]
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Who's On The Farm?


Channel Five might be keeping tight-lipped about who'll be mucking in down on the new series of The Farm but we've got a sneaky peek ahead of who might just be popping up.

But don't get too excited - it's no-one you haven't seen before. On what can only be described as a reality show merry-go-round, The Farm's stars have hopped onto the show fresh from reality fun elsewhere.

Pop Idol loser Andy Scott-Lee is said to be rolling his sleeves up to get down and dirty among the pigs. No doubt he's also taken some tips on the joys of reality from his girlfriend Michelle Heaton, currently fighting it out on ITV's Celebrity Wrestling.

Another reality show veteran rolling up in the countryside is Toyah Willcox. She's already done the jungle in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, so the cows and sheep should be child's play.

Joining them is thought to be former Mrs Major Emma Noble, model Emma B, entertainer Lionel Blair and porn star Ron Jeremy.

Perhaps Ron will be the one to provide us with a Rebecca Loos style moment this time around? After all, who could forget her stimulating a pig in last year's show?

But perhaps the most interesting of all the rumoured contestants is Jessie Wallace's ex Dave Morgan.

Known for nothing other than his relationship with the Eastenders star, Dave has just launched a scathing attack on Jessie following the end of their rocky relationship.

The only names Five have confirmed for the show are Camp decorating duo Justin and Colin. The real-life couple will be presenting the show and are sure to be up for a bit of celeb bitching.

However, this time round the run will be shortened to 18 days to avoid a clash with Channel 4's Big Brother which begins on May 27th.
Sky

Author:  Princess F [ 09 May 05, 20:45 ]
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i thought emma b was on celeb wrestling now? i might be getting confused like ::lol::

Author:  Spawn of Blagman [ 09 May 05, 20:53 ]
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Ron Jeremy :-? wtf ... wow that really is going to the bottom of the barrel, pulling up the wooden bottom and going deeper :-? Ron Jeremy hardcore porn star and friend tip pimps and prostitutes.

Roll on the tackiness, I`, so going to enjoy this
::lol:: ::lol::

Author:  Madeline [ 09 May 05, 20:59 ]
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Reality TV gossip: The Farm
Emma Noble Pop Idol reject Andy Scott-Lee and Toyah Willcox are the latest celebrities to be added to the lineup for The Farm, which starts on May 9. Also stretching the dictionary definition of “celebrity” to breaking point are porn star Ron “The Hedgehog” Jeremy and former Crossroads actress Emma Noble (pictured, left). Other reports suggest that shamed soccer pundit Ron Atkinson, Keith Harris and Orville, Brian Harvey’s girlfriend Emma B and Phixx singer Mikey Green are also in the frame.

The new series, which is presented by queeny design duo Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan, promises to be muckier than ever. With TV bosses determined to top Rebecca Loos’ pig-pleasuring antics last year, this year’s tasks are said to include turkey pleasuring. Now this, we can’t wait to see…

The Farm’s resident hunk Farmer Ryan believes he’s sexier than 50-year-old porn legend Ron Jeremy, who has appeared in nearly 2,000 X-rated films. The George Clooney lookalike told The Sun: “I’ve got nothing to worry about in that department.” wanadoo

Author:  Westy [ 09 May 05, 23:41 ]
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Blimey Flava Flav :-?

Yeah boooooy..wonder how long he'll last :-?

Author:  HOS [ 09 May 05, 23:45 ]
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this is sureal ::lol:: :roll: ::lol:: ::lol::

Author:  Westy [ 09 May 05, 23:51 ]
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It is ::lol::

Flava Flav and Keith Harris..what a double act!! ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

Author:  HOS [ 09 May 05, 23:58 ]
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Lucy from Dallas ,, who you may ask ::lol:: ::lol::

she was the dumpy blonde sister with big jugs ::lol:: ::lol::

Author:  BBoop [ 09 May 05, 23:59 ]
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theres nothing wrong with being dumpy with big jugs :D :angel: :angel:

Author:  HOS [ 10 May 05, 0:00 ]
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Dve morgan ,,, who the fick is Dave morgan ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

Author:  HOS [ 10 May 05, 0:02 ]
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HC wrote:
theres nothing wrong with being dumpy with big jugs :D :angel: :angel:


i didnt say there was ,, {@} {@} but its the way her remember her from Dallas :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: ::lol:: ::lol::

Author:  Westy [ 10 May 05, 0:02 ]
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::lol:: First thing she's done since Dallas I reckon...not grown much either :D

Author:  HOS [ 10 May 05, 0:05 ]
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ()^


i can see me wanting Flava to win this at this rate, the rest are just embarrasing,,, ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

Author:  HOS [ 10 May 05, 0:10 ]
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a political pornstar ${ ${ ${ ${ ${ ${ ${ ${ ${ ${ :eek:

Author:  Westy [ 10 May 05, 0:14 ]
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Is that ciccilina? (sp) :eek: :eek:

She's in there for the nekkid antics then :D

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