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The Farm will be back on our tv screens in May. Tracy Shaw, [Maxine Coronation Street] is the first celeb to sign up for the new show.

I hope kate doesn't do this one, i would be perversely turned on if she pleasured a pig, i wasn't when PJ did though

Jade would feel right at home on the farm. She has done enough Reality TV so we shouldn't be suprised if she turned up down on the farm.

Another name for this years show: Emma Noble

Umm ,, at least this will be more reality than american style contestant commenting over edited highlights which seems to be the norm for other shows at the mo

Does it start on Monday night? Anyone got any info on who's going on it?

I have heard that Toyah Willcox joins the lineup - where's Spacelad these days??

spacelad posted a while back I think, maybe he'll come back for BB.

I'm sorry but I can never look at Toyah Wilcox again.

Andy Scott-Lee and Toyah Willcox have agreed to star in reality show The Farm.

Scott-Lee became famous as a contestant on Pop Idol 2, he is currently dating Liberty X star Michelle Heaton.

Singer Toyah Willcox was last seen on the second series of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!

The Farm begins on Five next Monday, May 9 reports Digitalspy

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Andy Scott-Lee... A Famous loser,

His band flopped when Girls Aloud won
He lost in pop idol
He failed to be the eurovision contestant

Wow the farm are scraping the barrel this year


Oh and he is the brother of Lisa the worst singer from steps who is now currently trying to launch herself in pop again

Justin and Colin are the hosts!

Queens on the farm.

The show starts at 10.30pm Monday night.
Colin says in todays Star TV mag "We are not going to concentrate on the mundane," he says. "Instead, we're dealing with the specific tasks, which are entertaining and the best part of farm life."
The elimination process has been made more competitive, with the celebs pushed harder. Two farmhands go head-to-head, with the winner nominating one of the people who put them up for eviction.

I must admit i can't remember who presented this last year, so glad that Justin and Colin are doing it this year!!


Also for once in a sleb reality show, there does seem a little mystery about who is gonna be in it

The Farm return tonight as Celebs prepare for culture shock on five

Tonight sees the first show in the return of Five’s reality series The Farm, broadcast nightly for the next 18 days.

Last seasons farm will be a hard act to follow, Rebecca Loos antics with the pig, Stan Collymore and his mind games, and who could forget The Ice Man, rapper Vanilla Ice. Then there was Paul Daniels and his tantrums, and Debbie McGee and Margi Clarke.
Who have channel Five lined up this time the only leak seems to be Eastenders Jesse Wallace's lover, Dave Morgan.
Hosts Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan will present the first live show where the final line-up of the new celebrity farmhands is revealed.

All the celebrity farmhands will enter the farm live on tonight’s show and it will be the first time they'll see each other and the farm that will become their workplace and home.

Colin and Justin will present the live shows which, this year, will see the whole group vote to decide which two farmhands go head-to-head in a brand-new Elimination Duel.

This trial will be supervised by Colin and Justin and the loser will be automatically selected for the public vote with the winner deciding which other celebrity should be put forward too.

Colin McAllister said: 'I loved the first series of The Farm. It gave viewers the chance to see celebrities dealing with a very real situation. I would feel incredibly misplaced in the country as I’m a real city boy ' so for me there is nothing better than watching celebrities wallowing around in mud!'

Justin Ryan said: 'Having watched and enjoyed The Farm as a viewer it’s incredibly exciting to be in the thick of the action this time.'

Produced by Endemol UK, The Farm will once again see celebrities turn their backs on their city lives, convenience foods and luxury living, to face the harsh realities of life on a working farm.

Popular Farmer Ryan returns with vet Jon Huxley to guide the novice farmhands through their new life in the rural countryside far away from their everyday luxuries and prepare them for their daily tasks and trials.

This includes the day-to-day care of their animals and they’ll undertake daily farmyard jobs, ranging from mucking out and milking cows to collecting chicken eggs and herding pigs and sheep. femalefirst

Celebs ready for life on The Farm


Celebrity reality show The Farm is about to return to the screen.

The show will see ten celebrities work on a farm for up to 18 days.

Emma Noble, former wife of James Major, blonde model Emma B, and porn star Ron Jeremy are all tipped to be taking part in this series.

Entertainer Lionel Blair is also rumoured to be about to leave city life behind for the show, which has previously featured the likes of Rebecca Loos and Paul Daniels.

How Not To Decorate stars Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan are presenting this series.

They said it promised to feature a number of eye-opening scenes about rural life.
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The only reality TV show in existence that is TOO crap for me to watch!