18 March 2007
BEEB'S BOOBED
Jon Wise
CASTAWAY has all the promise of a must-see show...just none of the substance.
If you don't believe me, just ask the 1.2million viewers who switched off after the first episode.
It has potential to turn into Big Brother-esque essential viewing. Especially if weirdo Jonathan keeps up his insane/wacky tricks like not speaking for a day.
How about just not breathing for a day, Jonathan?
The Beeb has made a number of fatal errors with the show. Presenter Danny Wallace being the main mistake.
He's as likeable as out-ofdate Gorgonzola and as annoy in gas Lisa Scott-Lee.
Think Davina McCall but even shoutier...and that's saying something.
The second error?
Leaving the show struggling in a once-a-week, Sunday night slot.
If we are to really care about these nobodies, then we need regular updates, bitching, fighting, tears and screaming.
So far the highlights have been dolphins and former Lap dancer Erica refusing to bare her bum.
Edge-of-your-seat stuff.
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